Don't get all aggressive and smart arse on me because I won't go to the pub with you today.
Stop playing Jeeves for your Maw n Paw and be a man!!
ahahaha Jeeves
Right she can ram the 3 fillet steaks right up her farter, get you at the pub in 15.
Don't tease me lol
Dry your eyes ya dick
Shut it and get to the shop and get some change so you can give me the correct money, soppy bollocks.
Stick your correct money up your arse, sad act.
Aye. If I had tits I would be bored right out of them though.
Here's a wallpaper for the New Year Gary. I really hope that tower is in Tannochside. I just googled Tannochside and that's what came up.
fucking brilliant