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Klopp fucked Liverpool's season by saying he was going. How many times does that happen. Get it up them.

@YerLargeBear How come you don't know how to spell 'Laudrup'?

Just no mate. No. He's shown he's got a lot to give us. Will give the man until this time next year.

The gaffer needs to change things NOW. Surely he's seen enough this first half to realise it's just going to be more of the same shite if he doesn't.

Good guy? Would have thought he would be.

Met Ray Davies in a club in Soho.

You do realise that this is a bit of an oxymoron? I don't get it mate.

How? His head's gone down again and he's not performing again. Doesn't look like a guy who's signed up again to me.

They're showing all the games from yesterday as well ffs and it was on for 26 minutes last night. Pipe doon the pair of you

Thomas Cowan's put-on scumbag accent is unbecoming of a BBC presenter. And he's a fucking prick anaw.

Here's what I've come up with.

Best of luck to everyone tomorrow.

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Nobody at all will like this but I'll go anyway. I think we should have money in a pot, groundsmen who share it about a bit to make sure all pitches in the SPL are playable. It's embarrassing. But it's cheap and easy to fix and better than the league looking fucking ridiculous.