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  1. I've just read that pile-of-pish (the link) big McLeish uttered. According to the World Of Eck, only "Slur Awex" can disrespect the media. Oh yeah? Put simply.........the club's are only obliged to put up a member of the "management team"........well fuck them. Jimmy Bell should be reclassified and added to "the management team" with immediate effect. Jimmy can then tell them how much m.p.g. that big bastard bus gets.....or he can tell them how many times during a match he hands players a bottle of water, etc, etc and so on. Mark Warburton is 100% bang-on-correct. Blank the taig-loving bastards.
  2. If he didn't already know it, this latest anti-Rangers-related bullshit from another so-called 'impartial' broadcaster (if you consider BBC Scotland to even have the ability to spell 'impartial') then Mark Warburton and his coaching staff from south of the border will now understand what Rangers supporters have been saying for decades. There is no level playing field when it comes to Rangers FC and the media.......indeed the last openly pro-Rangers individual I can think of was Jim ("just how good are you Brian?") White....and how long ago was that? Let them fester. Let them wait, microphone in hand. Send out the least approachable player in the squad (preferably with little command of the English language) and fulfil any post-match interview obligation and, when they whinge...tell them to go do one. Fuck BT sports, Fuck BBC Scotland and double-fuck the SNP.
  3. Donald Trump. Under his management we'd lose more games than we win......but hey.......think of all the pussy the team would be grabbing? (Note: the use of the word "pussy" is used for's a 'Donald' word.....CB prefers the description "her down-there lady bits")
  4. Doesn't said Shuggie Burns run a boozer in Prestwick, called (funnily enough) 'Burns Bar' or some such?
  5. Blimey....a landlord who REFUSED to hand over CCTV tapes?? If only there were more like him/her.
  6. 100% agree. Absolutely spot-on post.
  7. The caravan observation fits perfectly with this little rabid 'tinker' and I'd rather sit and watch a room full of paint drying before I'd put myself through the agonies of having to suffer "McGuire" and his guests. Oh.....and the "McGuire" word was dropped because in his rabid little world it sounded too "Kattalik"......which is what he is.
  8. The rodent in question is, it is claimed by some, a BBC Scotland sports reporter of some ill-repute. He first appeared on our TV screens about a decade or so back, film footage of him crawling from under a rock, then slithering into a cesspit from where he transformed into the Gollum-lookalike is available on YouTube (the Rattler section). He is human (sort of) in appearance, but is really a piece of shit that dropped from Satan's arse.
  9. Hear-Hear!
  10. Whilst I agree with numerous posts in this thread (and we all have opinions) the question remains.....when Mark Warburton (and his back-up team of scouts, etc) approached Barton with a view to signing him they would have been fully aware of his chequered history, so the events of the last week can not be brushed aside as "unlucky"!
  11. Bottom line is that Gollum (Bicycle-Helmet-Heid) is a bead-rattling little rodent whose main aim in life is to report bad news stories involving Rangers FC and its support. Were it not for the numerous Plod on the scene he would have been battered fucking senseless and launched into the nearest roadside ditch back on the day of our famous march to Hampden for the rally on behalf of the RFFF. This little scrote was following along with camera crew in tow looking for (begging for) any signs of trouble from the Bears. This bastard should be shunned (spelt "HAMMERED") on sight.
  12. This will be their first experience of the Govan "watch yer' bus pal?" brigade. If they decline this 'kind' offer they may return to a bus without wheels, windows and seats.
  13. Looks like you need some moral support from a fellow snow-drift-specialist. Don't take the jocularity to heart, it only means they (we) care....although given that selfie I think there might be one or two who might like to Melvin Bragg you.
  14. Ooops.......I wrongly jumped into this thread thinking it was about the serial liars at the Scottish Nasty Party. My bad.
  15. I will laugh my socks, my shorts and my tits off if wee red part-time Hillman Imps (Lounge XI section) score first tonight at the Theatre Of Shame (aka The Saville Arena). Should that happen one would be able to smell the scent of fresh shite as far south as Dover. Indeed, should the best-case scenario come to fruition and wee Hillman Imp knock the clatty bastards out on their collective arse I'd head straight to the Palace of Filth in my wee red Hillman Imp (1965 model) and park it on London Road opposite said Stade Del Gadd. I can but dream. C'mon the Imps.