CanadianBacon

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  1. The rodent in question is, it is claimed by some, a BBC Scotland sports reporter of some ill-repute. He first appeared on our TV screens about a decade or so back, film footage of him crawling from under a rock, then slithering into a cesspit from where he transformed into the Gollum-lookalike is available on YouTube (the Rattler section). He is human (sort of) in appearance, but is really a piece of shit that dropped from Satan's arse.
  2. Hear-Hear!
  3. Whilst I agree with numerous posts in this thread (and we all have opinions) the question remains.....when Mark Warburton (and his back-up team of scouts, etc) approached Barton with a view to signing him they would have been fully aware of his chequered history, so the events of the last week can not be brushed aside as "unlucky"!
  4. Bottom line is that Gollum (Bicycle-Helmet-Heid) is a bead-rattling little rodent whose main aim in life is to report bad news stories involving Rangers FC and its support. Were it not for the numerous Plod on the scene he would have been battered fucking senseless and launched into the nearest roadside ditch back on the day of our famous march to Hampden for the rally on behalf of the RFFF. This little scrote was following along with camera crew in tow looking for (begging for) any signs of trouble from the Bears. This bastard should be shunned (spelt "HAMMERED") on sight.
  5. This will be their first experience of the Govan "watch yer' bus pal?" brigade. If they decline this 'kind' offer they may return to a bus without wheels, windows and seats.
  6. Looks like you need some moral support from a fellow snow-drift-specialist. Don't take the jocularity to heart, it only means they (we) care....although given that selfie I think there might be one or two who might like to Melvin Bragg you.
  7. I'll be surprised if the SFA deal with the spoonburners harshly enough for anyone to notice that THEY were the aggressors in this debacle and that WE (Rangers FC and its support) are by and large the victims. That said, UEFA need not wait for any such investigation (independent or otherwise) to reach for the BAN hammer and throw that junkie shower of shite out of next season's Europa League given that the TV pictures show Junkie fans invading the pitch also show Junkie fans attacking Rangers FC players and staff. Fuck them.
  8. That was Herr Hitler's take on things too. Funny that, eh?
  9. It's like that other one they throw into the discussion every so often....you know that one where the Irish are allegedly a "race"! You honest-to-God couldn't make them up.
  10. BBC Scotland has already travelled down that route as in every discussion I've heard on their TV and Radio stations brings up the old chestnut of "sectarian singing"........The Billy Boys (which isn't actually sectarian in my eyes) started long after the spoonburners invaded the pitch and attacked our players and staff. It's called LIES & DEFLECTION....plain and simple.
  11. They'd need a Court order to get hold of someone's phone to get view of such images........the chances of which are slimmer than a certain chicken-supper-loving ex-republican scum-bag......and even then, said images would have been deleted in plenty of time.
  12. Back in those days we couldn't afford nursery....weans were left by the parents to fend for themselves. I took to stealing passports...hence my trip to Spain.
  13. "There are none so blind as those who will not see. The most deluded people are those who choose to ignore what they already know." (The above is a derivative of an oft used biblical quotation)
  14. Surely you're the one having a laugh? How one-sided is the law when it comes to dealing with anything labelled 'sectarian'? Wee Burnie couldn't have made it clearer when on Saturday evening her first tweet as Fist Munster was to "congratulate" the Spoonburners on their cup win....it took a strongly-worded statement from Rangers FC to get her in front of the microphone some many hours later. She knew what went on at Hampden but chose to ignore it. Fucking typical of these Nasty Nazi bastards.
  15. During the 1930's when Hitler came to power in Germany he and his party demonised everyone who they considered non-Arian (in particularly the Jews) and not one nation stood up to them...........the rest is history. In years to come scholars may look back at these times in Scotland's history and draw parallels to the trials and tribulations the indigenous Presbyterian/Unionist/Rangers-supporting individual was faced with. It's a short vocal step from 'The Nazi Party' to 'The Scottish Nasty Party'. Bastards.