KeyserSoze 14,530 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I have just had a hilarious chat with a smellik fanny at work - he was going on about the "fish and chip" cup and how we were all getting "salt" in our wounds playing in the Ramsdens Cup..... he was thinking (in his gypsy brain) that the purveyor of those well known Fish and Chips suppers was actually sponsoring the "Ramsdens Cup" instead of the Gold Digger business - he was absolutely slaughtered on the spot by all in sundry .... women, children everyone..... it was a sight to behold... class in a glass... a grown man crying... I only posted cos it made me pee my pants laughing.... (and please no one post a reply actually linking the two as I think that is what he is doing on tinternet right now) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLawMan 6,240 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
centenarystand 2,227 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Sheer class this highlights the mentality of the average shettleston harrier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutchy WATP 462 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Nothing better than when the dipshits do the slagging off for you I've yet to encounter one with even half a brain.I'm currently having to contend with one in work who can only muster "your a lazy bastard", which is true but it wouldn't bother me other than the fact it's coming from a knobend taig who somehow manages to fall asleep on a moving belt. Turns out irony is lost on them as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude 20,026 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 This never happened did it? More than likely you made the mistake that has been made by 'timmy' in this wonderful tale. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I'm lost.But cool story bro. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,530 Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 This never happened did it? More than likely you made the mistake that has been made by 'timmy' in this wonderful tale.er...... no.... why? MMmmm! twas a (true) tale worth posting on a forum for the amusement of others....... doubting thomas Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,120 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 k Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthranger 3,867 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 So we're not sponsored by Harry Ramsdens then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigblueyonder 11,156 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Well i've got an excuse cos I don't live there but...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanger 625 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 So we're not sponsored by Harry Ramsdens then?This news disappoints me greatly. What will I do with all my salt and battered jokes now ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corkinator 611 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 You should have punched the horrible bastard in the throat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monk 3,207 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Why did he cry in work over losing a Fish and Chip argument Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,120 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 The Op pished his pants and all at work, the dirty bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLE SUPER WILBERT 2,475 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Kingrib loyal Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,647 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Could ye go a boabby supper Chicken Sands . . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,530 Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 Could ye go a boabby supper Chicken Sands . . . . ya dirty sausage supper, could ye go a boabby supper chicken sands... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,579 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 it's subliminal advertising,buy fish ya bass Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek1872 548 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I defo smell something fishy here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianb1547 3,767 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Is it Friday? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,120 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Friday Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grainger 10 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 The MHANKS will be organising a:BOYCOT HARRY RAMSDENS: on fridays Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamgers 1,214 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,530 Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 This thread has went a bit...... Wayhay Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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