CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Rangers C.E.O., Chuck Green, whilst on a whistle-stop tour of North America is said to have forged links with Dallas Cowboys of the N.F.L. and hopes that the American club will provide much-need cover for the depleted Rangers squad who are under a draconian signing ban by the S.F.A.Cowboys Head Coach, Jason Garrett, said, "We will be delighted to help out the Rangers manager Albert Mac-Coist as we are pretty overloaded with players here in Texas. Albert needs only lift the phone and I'll send a couple of our guys over to kick some ass in the Scotch-land soccer league."Defensive Coordinator, Rob Ryan, said, "We've got a couple of great linebackers in Sean Lee (from Penn State), who's 6' 2" and weighs 245lbs then there's Alex Albright from Boston College. Alex is 6' 5" and weighs in at 260lbs. You don't fuck with Alex. I think both these guys could do a great job for the Rangers soccer club and obviously the Penn State link with Sean would be a right good wind-up with those Irish guys in your city. With that in mind I'd also throw in another defender, Sean Lissemore from William & Mary College. Sean's 6' 4" and weighs in at 306lb. Again...you don't fuck with big Sean and the William & Mary link are self-explanatory for Protestants the world over.Offensive Coach Jimmy Robinson added, "I'll send you Andre Holmes from Hillsdale. Big Andre is 6' 6" and is a ball-busting 208lbs of solid muscle - not even Lee or Albright will get on the wrong side of big Alex. He's what we American's call.....'a fucking nut-job'. Your supporters will love Andre he's as fast as fuck and he eats raw chickens as a halftime snack."Rangers manager Albert (sorry, Ally) McCoist said, "I love a good wind-up....and this is a belter." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 71,874 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Our coaches would faint with sheer delight at the thought of some giant bruisers coming to Ibrox.Ahhhhhhh loook lads!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,063 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Rangers C.E.O., Chuck Green, whilst on a whistle-stop tour of North America is said to have forged links with Dallas Cowboys of the N.F.L. and hopes that the American club will provide much-need cover for the depleted Rangers squad who are under a draconian signing ban by the S.F.A.Cowboys Head Coach, Jason Garrett, said, "We will be delighted to help out the Rangers manager Albert Mac-Coist as we are pretty overloaded with players here in Texas. Albert needs only lift the phone and I'll send a couple of our guys over to kick some ass in the Scotch-land soccer league."Defensive Coordinator, Rob Ryan, said, "We've got a couple of great linebackers in Sean Lee (from Penn State), who's 6' 2" and weighs 245lbs then there's Alex Albright from Boston College. Alex is 6' 5" and weighs in at 260lbs. You don't fuck with Alex. I think both these guys could do a great job for the Rangers soccer club and obviously the Penn State link with Sean would be a right good wind-up with those Irish guys in your city. With that in mind I'd also throw in another defender, Sean Lissemore from William & Mary College. Sean's 6' 4" and weighs in at 306lb. Again...you don't fuck with big Sean and the William & Mary link are self-explanatory for Protestants the world over.Offensive Coach Jimmy Robinson added, "I'll send you Andre Holmes from Hillsdale. Big Andre is 6' 6" and is a massive 306lbs - not even Lee or Albright will get on the wrong side of big Alex. He's what we American's call.....'a fucking nut-job'. Your supporters will love Andre he's as fast as fuck and he eats raw chickens as a halftime snack."Rangers manager Albert (sorry, Ally) McCoist said, "I love a good wind-up....and this is a belter." Big bald Bacon man speak heap buffalo dung. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky_ 893 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 lets go cowboys, lets go!there logo is kinda similar to our original logo Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 hmmm, long punt up field Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,063 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 hmmm, long punt up field ....or a 'Hail Mary' pass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 ....or a 'Hail Mary' pass. go long, lee mcculoch as a quarter back Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,063 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 go long, lee mcculoch as a quarter back ...this better not catch on at Porkheid,what with all the Tight-Ends and Wide Receivers they've got. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Only thing to worry about......is how many would disappear when in shower .......only to reappear years later (topical one just now) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Negri's Beard 1,423 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Yeesh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanhentze 14,089 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 ....or a 'Hail Mary' pass. Is that what they call them? If so, I have to say, THE FUCKING IRONY!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 There could be loads of fake 'hand offs'.It's a Sporting Hypocrisy thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 minus 10 points on the count of the big mouth Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadman 342 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Only thing to worry about......is how many would disappear when in shower .......only to reappear years later (topical one just now)they might come across Debbie while their in there (movie tie in there lol) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 they might come across Debbie while their in there (movie tie in there lol)What does Debbie do ............................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Our coaches would faint with sheer delight at the thought of some giant bruisers coming to Ibrox.Ahhhhhhh loook lads!!!!I'm in tears here hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Dallas cowboy cheerleaders Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadman 342 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 What does Debbie do ...............................everything apparently ..... and she multi-tasks very well indeed Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartypants 4,430 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 McCoist on the touchline with his Blackberry Playbook Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 everything apparently ..... and she multi-tasks very well indeed Bit deep that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer 11 2,575 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 wonder how this link up will work ?,will they come over and use auchenowie as a training camp and vice versa we go over there and use their facilities and is it in the realms of possibility that they could play a pre season game at ibrox don t know if its possible to convert our football pitch into an american football pitch for a game ,it could be interesting Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegummy 4,472 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 What does Debbie do ...............................Think she does JR Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadman 342 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Bit deep that one Funnily enough ..... she said the same thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STILLGAME 55 4,128 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 they're not giving us tight ends or wide receivers they're going to paedo palace Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Funnily enough ..... she said the same thing I throat she did Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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