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Scotland Freedom App


Jockney69

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Can someone create an app on iphone that tells you what you are allowed to say in Scotland without being arrested? Sort of translator type app.

For all us bears coming home for a wee drink on hogmany im gonna be mute (like fuck)

You can say anything you like - just don't have your Rangers top on at the time

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You can say fenian.

You can say bastards.

You can say fuck.

You can say the pope.

Put them all together and you're in trouble though.

What if you mix them up like pope fuck hat fenian etc..

Maybe thats what Gaelic is for, so you can say what you want and no cunt will understand.

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You can say anything as long as it can be considered "craic".

If you are Scottish or worse British best leave it at doffing your cap, bearing in mind you are in the minority and calling big issue sellers and people dressed like big issue sellers sir or madam.

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