Scumbag Whyte agrees to sell film rights to Rangers collapse

[Gazzalivesforever 1,987]

A Disney fairytale.

[stefmartin16 121]

Why is this guy not deeded yet? I thought we agreed to hire a hitman with the RFFF.

[Guardian 4,281]

I volunteer to write the ending for the film and book.

Chapter 18 - Death and Taxes

I suppose looking back on it all, When he attempted to snatch Rangers for a pittance, Craig was taking a huge gamble, which, had it paid off, could have seen him end up the owner of scotlands most successful club, which he could then sell for a huge profit.

Unfortunately, the gamble was to fail and set Craig on the path to self destruction.

He managed to buy the club by hoodwinking Ticketus, but the lack of european football and the HMRC case left him short of working capital and forced him to with-hold NI and tax payments leading eventually to the club going bust.

Craig was cast onto the sidelines as he watched Rangers being taken over by Charles Green who had craftily outmaneouvred him to gain possession.

As Whytes world began crashing down around him, he became the subject of myriad court cases. The police raided his castle and offices, and Ticketus were awarded £18m in court. In desperation he forged documents and made spurious claims that he was behind Charles Greens takeover.

Day by day, piece by piece, Craigs world was unravelling before his googly eyes.

His claims of ownership were thrown out of court, with Rangers being awarded £5m damages.

His dodgy dealings previously had gotten Craig into deep trouble, but he had always managed to talk or con his way out of it, but this time it was different.

With the police investigation almost complete and his arrest imminent, Whyte fled and lived rough in the Perthshire area for several days. He was forced to don various disguises and always wore sunglasses to hide his distinctive peepers. He was only too well aware that there were many thousands of Rangers fans who would hand him in, if he was very lucky.

From the, now far away, millionaire playgrounds of Monaco, to a rocky overhang in Perthshire, Craig ruminated over what had gone wrong and brought him to this place. Tears welled up in his massive eyes as he thought of what might have been. His wife had left him. He was now facing arrest, bankruptcy and a long jail sentence, doubtless in a prison where he wouldn't be popular, except in the showers.

We'll never know what his final thoughts were as he lashed some rope round the branch of a stout tree. Perhaps he asked for forgiveness, or more likely cursed the planet and blamed everyone else for his misfortune.

It matters not now, as he put the rope round his neck and dropped from a lower branch. Sadly for Craig, it wasn't like Hollywood and he didn't die instantly with a broken neck. He didn't know how to do a hangmans knot so ended up dangling, huge eyes bulging and being slowly strangled.

Craig Whyte sadly died, alone, after several agonising minutes, thrashing his legs in a futile attempt to save himself. His lifeless body hung there being picked at by animals for 4 days before being discovered by two jubilant Rangers fans.

And so, our story concludes. Rangers live on relentlessly, while Craig Whyte has become a hated joke figure and footnote in the history of this great club.

Since there was some doubt as to whether he would burn, Craig was buried in an unmarked grave in his beloved Motherwell.

It is rumoured that Satan had a warm reception waiting for him for a long time.

THE END

[boss 1,941]

It can be summed up thus: Whyte has sold his book rights to himself and his pals in return for a worthless piece of paper.

[simplythebest 11,453]

The man really knows no bounds.

[Redwhiteandblue 3,330]

This is a wind up.

No way is this real.

[Non_Sucumbi 876]

These proceeds may be worthless, as they would in due course, most likely come under "proceeds of crimes" - ie not happening.

Is that law in the UK??? Only thing Whyte should get is a bullet

[Guest Andypendek]

That's not the ending I bought! Typical Whyte to see more than one version of his story.

'After the trial, I had built myself a mental shell to protect myself when they sent me to prison. Nothing, however, could have prepared me for the size of my cell-mate Leon's enormous member. If you think my eyes were bulging before, you should have seen them when he made me submit to his powerful thrusting, until he was completely satisfied. However, every cloud has a silver lining, and I now have little trouble when doing my No.2's.'

[quinty 1,445]

Cheers Boss, RFC 52 - sometimes us mere mortals need interpreters.

[Gaffbear 4,096]

The man is sinking and will cling onto anything to keep him afloat,,,but he's just too damn heavy now.

[mabawsa 888]

There is a certain manager in the East End who has past experience in the film industry business. Maybe he can advise or make a bid on the rights?

[djbroxybear 660]

I am surprised this cunt is still walking and not eating through a straw or 6 foot under.

[BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293]

Whytey is a fuckin mentalist , any book / film that has his involvement , will be categorised as Fictional .

This actually sums him up ,to a T,=

1. The class of literature comprising works of imaginative narration, especially in prose form.

2.

works of this class, as novels or short stories: detective fiction.

3.

something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story:

4.

the act of feigning, inventing, or imagining.

5.

an imaginary thing or event, postulated for the purposes of argument or explanation.

[gogzy 31,195]

I hope he dies, and I don't care if focus are watching.

and I hope his death is painful, and takes years to happen.

[MosesMcNeil 1,664]

http://m.londonstockexchange.com/exchange/mobile/news/detail.html?l&announcementId=11552960

RNS Number: 5415C

Worthington Group Plc

17^th April 2013

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Worthington Group Plc

Worthington Group Plc (the "Company") - Diversification

The Company has been looking at ways to diversify the Company's activities in order to develop additional growth opportunities. It currently has a property in Keighley and a 44% stake in Trimmings by Design Ltd. Whilst these interests have the potential to deliver reasonable medium term growth the Company has been looking at other potential investments which may yield above average growth.

The Company is now pleased to announce that, as the first step in the possible acquisition of Law Financial Ltd ("LFL"), it has agreed to acquire a 26% stake in LFL for £250,000 payable in unsecured convertible loan notes. The Company has also been granted an option to acquire the remaining share capital of LFL. The full acquisition would be subject to shareholder approval and compliance with any applicable Listing Rules.

LFL, a recently incorporated company, has a number of subsidiaries, namely Sevco 5088 Ltd, Law Capital Ltd, Litigation Capital Ltd and Media Litigation Ltd (LFL and its subsidiaries hereafter being referred to as the Law Financial Group). The eventual aggregate purchase price for 100% of LFL will be £1m in unsecured convertible loan notes plus 33.33% of the proceeds of any assets, claims or rights currently owned by LFG or transferred to LFG or Worthington pursuant to the agreement payable in non-convertible unsecured loan notes which may be redeemed for cash at the option of the holder at any time after six months of issue. The Company's option to acquire the balance of the share capital of LFL is exercisable until October 31^st 2013.

The assets of Sevco 5088 Ltd include a claim, which has been independently reviewed by Leading Counsel who is also a Deputy High Court Judge, to all of the business and assets of RFC 2012 Plc which were purchased by Sevco 5088 Limited or Sevco Scotland Ltd from the administrators of RFC 2012 plc in June of 2012. Sevco Scotland Ltd was subsequently renamed The Rangers Football Club Limited and its share capital was acquired by Rangers International Football Club Plc, the shares of which are now traded on AIM. It is the position of Sevco 5088 Ltd that it is the rightful owner of the business and those assets. After examination of the evidence, Leading Counsel's advice is that there is a prima facie case to answer.

It has also been agreed that, pursuant to the agreement certain other related rights, assets and causes of action will be transferred to the Law Financial Group or directly to Worthington. Those assets include the Book, Film and Television rights to the two takeovers of The Rangers Football Club in 2011 and 2012 as it relates to Craig Whyte. It is intended that these rights will be commercialised in due course.

It is LFL's intention to enter the litigation funding and litigation funding broking markets. Litigation funding is a growing sector of the commercial litigation market and the Company is of the view that, in the years to come, the demand for litigation funding within the corporate sector can only increase.

The unsecured convertible loan notes issued as part of the consideration will only be convertible to the extent that the holder or those acting in concert do not exceed 29.9% of the voting capital of the Company.

The unsecured convertible loan notes will give the holder the right, at any time within 7 years, to convert each £1 of those loan notes into 20 new Ordinary fully paid shares in the Company, subject to shareholder approval. The Company will endeavour to obtain this approval within twelve months of the date of issue. If approval is not obtained within twelve months, then the holders may elect to be repaid in cash, or convert each £1 of the loan notes into 10 new Ordinary fully paid shares in the Company.

Douglas Ware, Chief Executive Officer of Worthington Group Plc, said:

"We believe that the transaction contemplated by this announcement gives the Company a major opportunity to increase shareholder value and thus to strengthen the Company's balance sheet, enabling the Company to look at additional opportunities as they arise."

Enquiries:

Douglas Ware, CEO Worthington Group Plc: dougware@worthingtongroupplc.co.uk

Anne Alesbury, PD Cosec Limited,

Company Secretary, Worthington Group plc on 0208 940 0963

17^th April 2013

[ScottBF2 3,540]

So Whyte makes a claim for the companies assets on the basis that he was director there, gets someone to buy his companies on this assumption, then removes himself as a director of the company and fucks off with the dosh?

Too far fetched?

[TheFarmer 260]

Hardly even newsworthy, Sevco 5088 Ltd were never involved.

[RFC55 108,699]

Very angry email sent to this fucking reprobate

[MosesMcNeil 1,664]

So Whyte makes a claim for the companies assets on the basis that he was director there, gets someone to buy his companies on this assumption, then removes himself as a director of the company and fucks off with the dosh?

Too far fetched?

Dunno - was hoping someone far cleverer than me on such matters like Boss would step in and explain it.

Looks like Whyte is raging against the dying of the light.

[TEFTONG 60,064]

Sounds like more Bullshit if you ask me.

But I bet the usual suspects and our "ghuests" will be slabberin at the mooth and creaming their scants over this...

Sad and pathetic.

[bigblueyonder 11,156]

So for £250,000 you can claim all the assets Green paid £6m for... right ye are...

[MosesMcNeil 1,664]

Cheers to whoever merged this - didn't see the original.

[wearethepeople1 3,897]

They have said "sevco 5088 ltd or sevco Scotland ltd"

Has it not been proven these are entirely different companies?

[King Jela 20,359]

I don't care what any cunt says, I will be partying when this rat is dead.

[Allanger 625]

Intriguing thread. An eye opener