Queens 11 127 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Any funny/Irritating ones? I had a guy next to me who always used to shout "Push them out Rangers, give them nothing" at every corner without fail. Now I just have some fanny that shouts "Yer an arsehole McCoist" every five minutes to the irritation of those around me. Used to have a guy going on about how ugly Sandaza was every time he played and how he was going to burst the ball with his nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I just remember some old guy in the Govan rear always shouting at Walter Smith Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,322 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Last week a guy shouted at the whistling Jim Duffy"Fucking sit down, this is football no the fucking sheepdug trials." Followed by "Come By." on his next whistle and following it up with a few guys whistling wheneve him and chic charnley whistled.Then there was the time where a manager was shouting at a player called Alan, so some guys decided to help out and shouted Alan too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatDolphins 5,355 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 It the league cup game against ICT the guy behind me spent the full 90 minutes talking about how shite his life is since he found out he had diabetes. Lost his taxi licence and everything poor cunt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThenNowForever 232 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 At most of our free kicks within shouting range a guy near me usually comes away with 'if you can't score, make it sore'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott-RFC 308 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 That's a dive!!At Andy Little Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCR1 1,490 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I had a guy behind me at the Clyde away game out his nut on crack or some shit talk about how he nearly strangled his wee boy to death, no joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser1041 9,088 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Theres a mad harry potter looking anoying cow that always shouts think about rangers.behind me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queens 11 127 Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Stirling Albion away, someone found out their keepers name. We were right behind the goal and he was getting pelters the whole half. People shouting "Watch yer near post Davie" on every attack, "You're shite Davie". He was taking it well and then he went to take a goal kick and someone shouted again, he shouted back "Aye and you're fat" Think his name was Davie anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I was that pished at a match when McCoist was manager I was signing "Walter Smiths Blue and White Army". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Theres a mad harry potter looking anoying cow that always shouts think about rangers.behind me.Harry Potter follows Rangers everywhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLE SUPER WILBERT 2,475 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Stirling Albion away, someone found out their keepers name. We were right behind the goal and he was getting pelters the whole half. People shouting "Watch yer near post Davie" on every attack, "You're shite Davie". He was taking it well and then he went to take a goal kick and someone shouted again, he shouted back "Aye and you're fat" Think his name was Davie anyway You must have been near me. Was funny the first few times but quickly became annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FernandoR20 2,133 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Any funny/Irritating ones? I had a guy next to me who always used to shout "Push them out Rangers, give them nothing" at every corner without fail. Now I just have some fanny that shouts "Yer an arsehole McCoist" every five minutes to the irritation of those around me. Used to have a guy going on about how ugly Sandaza was every time he played and how he was going to burst the ball with his nose Give him a swift kick to the balls Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queens 11 127 Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 You must have been near me. Was funny the first few times but quickly became annoying.Aye I know man, the funniest one was when he shouted back at the guy abusing him. The guy was so raging haha, him and his mate were doing my tits in the whole game! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queens 11 127 Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Give him a swift kick to the balls Yeah he usually gets shouted down for it, even if you aren't pleased with McCoist there's no need to shout it at the top of your voice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,602 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Used to be thousands who sat near me shouted ''Hullo Hullo We Are The Billy Boys,'' how we laughed. But fuck knows where they have went to ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLE SUPER WILBERT 2,475 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Aye I know man, the funniest one was when he shouted back at the guy abusing him. The guy was so raging haha, him and his mate were doing my tits in the whole game!"Barrie, follow me on twitter" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queens 11 127 Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 "Barrie, follow me on twitter" Forgot about that haha, was a shite game though eh ? Do you remember everyone getting raging at the steward for standing in the way ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeHaw 513 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Sit in GF1 and love it. Guy 2 seat infront of me will go over and argue with the away fans for the full 90's minutes and the guy behind me shout abuse at the linesman closest to us, the linesman can clearly hear it and some of the guys patter is great.Nearly forget about the guy who always shouts "A Hope you die" everytime the oppositions player gets injured. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu43rigger 327 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Going back a while but I remember standing in the East Enclosure at a hibs game and Joe Tortolana came on as a sub, when it was annouced over th PA someone come quick as a flash followed his name with the shout "ice cream, ice cream" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,322 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 You have to admit, some of the remarks from the terrace are damn funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
devref 201 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 was up for the rangers qp game a guy sat next to me was trying to impress his gf every ball that was played he was shouting good ball class superb. after about 80mins i said to him who are you trying to do convince that yer a muppet her or yourself that you know nothing about football.the look on his face was worth the cost of the drive the ticket and the digs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Play it wide Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergio 1,199 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 A guy a few rows back, every decision that the ref gave against us he would shout " Liewell will give you a bonus for that" ..lol ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnymate1690 613 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 when we played east stirling some boy a few rows back kept shouting that they were a 'shire ae shite ' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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