JamieG54 812 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 In the past we have seen clubs get witches and merlins to do work on the pitch to make it lucky etc and cast spells.In the future once were back in Europe's and we have a big match at Ibrox I think we could try this by hypnotising the squad into playing amazing football and feel like they could take on anyone.May seem crazy but the mentality of Scottish players is.....shit its europe we better play defensive and hump the ball up. Need luck to win etc. No probs in Scottish matches as we know are the best around. If we got into the heads and turned them into stronger characters it could work.Even hypnotise Ally into playing all players in correct position haha. Allys super juice like Michael Jordan in Spacejam- turned out to be water. All about mentality strengthness.Get Derren Brown up to MP in the future. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Jesus suffering fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I agree, make them think their footballers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helicopter Sundae 5,986 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Jamie,Derren Brown has outed himself as a "homosexual".I wouldn't let him near our boys at MP, in case he "turned them" his way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor Stevens Fan Club 42 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I've not been on here for weeks - some great imaginative theads at the momentKeep up the good work JamieG54 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamgers 1,214 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 May seem crazy....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac4443 87 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I agree, make them think their footballers.can't mind the manager.physio told him the player had concussion,what will we do with him tell him he's pele? and get him back on Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangersross 6,530 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Actually, we tried this last season. The players were hypnotised to act like headless chickens whenever they heard clapping. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds_Bear 8,110 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 In the past we have seen clubs get witches and merlins to do work on the pitch to make it lucky etc and cast spells.In the future once were back in Europe's and we have a big match at Ibrox I think we could try this by hypnotising the squad into playing amazing football and feel like they could take on anyone.May seem crazy but the mentality of Scottish players is.....shit its europe we better play defensive and hump the ball up. Need luck to win etc. No probs in Scottish matches as we know are the best around. If we got into the heads and turned them into stronger characters it could work.Even hypnotise Ally into playing all players in correct position haha. Allys super juice like Michael Jordan in Spacejam- turned out to be water. All about mentality strengthness.Get Derren Brown up to MP in the future.You ever considered applying for The Apprentice? I think you'd fit right in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the goal machine 7,801 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 You should be banned from making threads. And the forum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,269 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 FFS Jamie Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,269 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 can't mind the manager.physio told him the player had concussion,what will we do with him tell him he's pele? and get him back onJohn Lambie it was Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanhentze 14,089 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 For fuck sakes On another note, I know of teams having had Psychologists in when going through a bad spell.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac4443 87 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 John Lambie it was thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieG54 812 Posted June 3, 2013 Author Share Posted June 3, 2013 Light hearted topic guys :-) helps fight against the negativity on here. Bit of fun.But it could be done. Hypnotise eg Hutton and make him play like Lampard then sell him for 8 mill. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxi74 127 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 In the past we have seen clubs get witches and merlins to do work on the pitch to make it lucky etc and cast spells.In the future once were back in Europe's and we have a big match at Ibrox I think we could try this by hypnotising the squad into playing amazing football and feel like they could take on anyone.May seem crazy but the mentality of Scottish players is.....shit its europe we better play defensive and hump the ball up. Need luck to win etc. No probs in Scottish matches as we know are the best around. If we got into the heads and turned them into stronger characters it could work.Even hypnotise Ally into playing all players in correct position haha. Allys super juice like Michael Jordan in Spacejam- turned out to be water. All about mentality strengthness.Get Derren Brown up to MP in the future.A lot to be said for strength of character and a positive mind set, for two grand a week al hypnotise the players Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 That's a fuckin great idea. But we may need more than just Darren Brown with our squad Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbblue 167 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Look into my eyes, look into my eyes not around the eyes into my eyes now sleep! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMan 63 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 This is why I love this forum Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackle 43 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 What a complete and utter roaster Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trueblue68 2,497 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Mystic Meg for the half time team talks will be next. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
allgers 735 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Great thinker's are often misunderstood, have you thought about getting a patent on your idea's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbroxBurnzy 484 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Hhhmmmmmmmmm??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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