1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 The Jakey in Tel Aviv airport getting huckled by armed guards for answering "how the fuck should I know" when they asked his mothers maiden name as a random security question then they demanded another picture for ID and he whips out a wee Bob the Builder wae a sash on cartoon pic too funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 The Jakey in Tel Aviv airport getting huckled by armed guards for answering "how the fuck should I know" when they asked his mothers maiden name as a random security question then they demanded another picture for ID and he whips out a wee Bob the Builder wae a sash on cartoon pic too funny SD off our bus tried to put himself thru the bag scanner same airport i think they just wanted rid of us, few of the guards were laughing like feck at him, we were all steaming Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaffbear 4,095 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 1983/84 season..since then theres always been 1 or 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 £32 for 2 pints and vodka coke in a wee pub, nota fancy bar, just a wee regular pub fuck we were loaded we went to TGI Fridays for dinner , think it was 12 quid for a glass of water, thats why i stayed on the beer at 13 quid , water wasnt value for money Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 fuck we were loaded we went to TGI Fridays for dinner , think it was 12 quid for a glass of water, thats why i stayed on the beer at 13 quid , water wasnt value for moneyAye but azbo paid yours Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 fuck we were loaded we went to TGI Fridays for dinner , think it was 12 quid for a glass of water, thats why i stayed on the beer at 13 quid , water wasnt value for moneyWhen we got to Denmark about 2am after that game me and CaseyJones dived in a taxi to McDonalds miles away just as it was shutting ... 50 euros for chips that was our wack Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 When we got to Denmark about 2am after that game me and CaseyJones dived in a taxi to McDonalds miles away just as it was shutting ... 50 euros for chips that was our wackAye and a woke up wae Sean drying his socks oot the windy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Aye and a woke up wae Sean drying his socks oot the windy He's such a fanny man Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Aye but azbo paid yours aye true he owed me money , but he never bought my round the tight bastard Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 He's such a fanny manAt least I got washed ya cunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 At least I got washed ya cunt I was able to splash ma face with water while everycunt was having breakfast about to go if that counts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I was able to splash ma face with water while everycunt was having breakfast about to go if that countsCourse it does Never laughed so much in my life. From the minute me and Gary turned up with no bags or fuck all to the end was excellent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Course it does Never laughed so much in my life. From the minute me and Gary turned up with no bags or fuck all to the end was excellent.not gary with no change of clothes again, how come the malmo scarfs were so dear , i got mine for nothing Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 not gary with no change of clothes again, how come the malmo scarfs were so dear , i got mine for nothing Don't know who told us to travel with no bag but we got the check in at the airport and everybody has a change of clothes. Must have saw him coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 It was JG who told me nae bags then I arrived at airport and every cunt had bags I had a 100ml deodrant, socks and toothbrush in ma pocket hahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 It was JG who told me nae bags then I arrived at airport and every cunt had bags I had a 100ml deodrant, socks and toothbrush in ma pocket hahahahaI must have been at the wind up surely Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Cunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 genuinely cannae mind but I apologise Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 genuinely cannae mind but I apologise You'd have been as well telling Casey the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 You'd have been as well telling Casey the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravelingWilBEARy 4,319 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Closest I got was missing one. In the 2002/2003 season only missed Zizkhov Away.I wish I was 18 again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplythebest 11,453 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Closest I got was missing one. In the 2002/2003 season only missed Zizkhov Away.I wish I was 18 again.Feeling old? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravelingWilBEARy 4,319 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Feeling old?Only just recovered from The Stone Roses. I would've taken it in my stride 10 years ago, now I need 3 days in bed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 You'd have been as well telling Casey the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplythebest 11,453 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Only just recovered from The Stone Roses. I would've taken it in my stride 10 years ago, now I need 3 days in bed.Least you're alive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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