willief 8 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I beat a morton fan with another morton fan.There's two of them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Utter,utter shite."Some SeVco fans pure stole ma grannies ashes and sniffed them man scotlands shame". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 There's two of them?one was kind of small. I would say one and a half, rather than two. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,579 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 ok,I'll hold my hands up,I worked out that when there fans scored a small vortex would form above them for a couple of seconds,preempting this I'd brought a bag of blown up Jonnies full of aids,ebola,black death and soap,these were then tied to the net and therefore released when the ball hit it,drifting over the moron support these got trapped in said vortex for a split second giving my hired crack peashooter team in the broomie rear time to fire,guilty as charged m'lud Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Funny how all these 'incidents' at ibrox for visiting fans never seem to be picked up by any security cameras or police patrolling outside the stadium. Funnily enough the only evidence ive seen of football fans in scotland having trouble leaving the area of the game was when hibs fans attacked a rangers supporters bus. Even that got turned on us because of a non sensical bullshit story a hibs fan came out with to justify it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP FC 400 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Why you lying for?For some reason when I read that Im saying it in a foreign accent in my headYip, me too. Chinese for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,536 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Utter,utter shite."Some SeVco fans pure stole ma grannies ashes and sniffed them man scotlands shame".I would like to see the person who can spit across a full section of segregated seats! Fck sake that could be a world record! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 16,005 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Totally believable. Police remove flags for Fuck all but allow coins, world record distance for spitting and glass bottles to be thrown. Seems ligit to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amato 3,016 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Totally believable. Police remove flags for Fuck all but allow coins, world record distance for spitting and glass bottles to be thrown. Seems ligit to me.To be fair, I think confiscating coins might be overstepping the mark! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1872 20,699 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Need to be Geoff Capes to be able to throw a bottle over the amount of segregation we have to hit the away fans. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,686 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You people are a disgrass making a joke about this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenosebrad 452 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Half of the f**ker where not morton fans they are known bheast from gourock and greenock. Scumbags the lot of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 14,830 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Half of the f**ker where not morton fans they are known bheast from gourock and greenock. Scumbags the lot of themThey truly are a strange bunch Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Was it Carsons Army who threw it? Heard hes been mad with the drink recently Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I would like to see the person who can spit across a full section of segregated seats! Fck sake that could be a world record!I once pissed on the away fans from the 3rd row of the Club deck, the polis came round to lift me but they ended up just giving me a slow applause, I felt like Sanka Coffie Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfsup2 1,535 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Talking rubbish to many seats between the fans plus security cameras -police- and security.Scum stirring as usual. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Is this from an official Morton account? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 16,005 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 To be fair, I think confiscating coins might be overstepping the mark!So would confiscating saliva, but let's post arsey shite instead of contributing to lies contained in the tweet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dangerously 7,562 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Glass bottle?Away and geez peace, ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Glass bottle?Away and geez peace, ffsIt is actually funny when you think about it. I got pulled up by some jobsworth security guard at the St Mirren game for swearing ffs, youd end up getting rugby tackled for having a plastic irn bru bottle inside the ground let alone launching a glass one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davis1986 996 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 There is no way someone could have spat on them from our end unless you brought a lama to the match and let it spit for you. But I didn't notice any lamas yesterday Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 91 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Is this from an official Morton account?No Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS 3,321 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Was it not Neil Lemmon who was singing the sash in the centre circle at the time, who ran up to the morton fans and threw his glass bottle of orange at them whilst shouting No Surrender ya giat bastards?He definatly never threw any coins the skint tramp.Maybe he could spit that distance though from the practice of lubricating the wee boys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyson1872 2,923 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 It was me that threw the bottle, took a runner up the stairs in CF5 and just lobbed the bastard a good 120 metres. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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