KeyserSoze 14,513 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Sounds like something off of xhamster tbf so my mate told me Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 There's no fucking way this is real Incredible how gullible people can be when it comes to reading wee stories on the internet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryju84 3,170 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Why does the first sentence read all polite and proper - like it's in an Enid Blyton novel? Followed by sum pure dead Scottish slang an wurdz n sentancees... Ending on a quote worthy of a 20 year old lassie's Facebook page... How many people were writing that post? Anyway... Ah smell shite... (or for those of you on RM who couldn't translate beyond the first sentence of her post) I believe this story is untrue, and on par with the disgusting smell of cow dung. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Stay in school, kids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,489 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 If true the good ppl of Glasgow can only apologise to Zelelam for the stench. Clatty wee boot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1872 20,640 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Wee cow is talking pish! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Morrow of this thread. Don;t talk pish about Gideon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brackley 1,398 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Im calling shite too. She didn't say "this black dude in the back" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 34,346 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I certainly wouldn't be employing her to look after my kids. 'morrow' of the story Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryju84 3,170 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, graeme_4 said: I certainly wouldn't be employing her to look after my kids. 'morrow' of the story Good Morrow to you too... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannockbear 166 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Fake taxi episode gone wrong...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro420 398 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, graeme_4 said: I certainly wouldn't be employing her to look after my kids. 'morrow' of the story if anyone employs her they will have mislaid their morrow compass Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taffyturd 8 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Gidean is renowned at Arsenal for curb crawling in a Taxi but had trouble not knowing what to do when he eventually got a bird in the back .Wenger thought it was similar too he's football ability of just pissing around the penalty area and never taking on a defender so he sent him on loan . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,123 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 10 minutes ago, taffyturd said: Gidean is renowned at Arsenal for curb crawling in a Taxi but had trouble not knowing what to do when he eventually got a bird in the back .Wenger thought it was similar too he's football ability of just pissing around the penalty area and never taking on a defender so he sent him on loan . Oh aye Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 starting off a story with "So". fuck off ya lying boot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,559 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 18 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said: starting off a story with "So". fuck off ya lying boot. "So anyway I was just like,waiting on a taxi like..." Worst cunts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,681 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Bullshit private hire taxis cant just be stopped like a normal one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 2 hours ago, taffyturd said: Gidean is renowned at Arsenal for curb crawling in a Taxi but had trouble not knowing what to do when he eventually got a bird in the back .Wenger thought it was similar too he's football ability of just pissing around the penalty area and never taking on a defender so he sent him on loan . live one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinEck 3,701 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 6 hours ago, Hamie said: OK I'll wait for tomorrow for the rest of the story. Dont you mean Tomoral? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky True Legend 2,682 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 And they all lived happily ever after. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WadeWilson 4,670 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 8 hours ago, taffyturd said: Gidean is renowned at Arsenal for curb crawling in a Taxi but had trouble not knowing what to do when he eventually got a bird in the back .Wenger thought it was similar too he's football ability of just pissing around the penalty area and never taking on a defender so he sent him on loan . Kerb your enthusiasm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 She wants a taxi. She flags a private hire. Theres someone already in it. The taxi stops anyway. Zalelam is in the back. Zalelam offers her a lift. She offers him a fiver. He says naw. The taxi drops her ages away after she laughs a bit. I believe every bit of this without reservation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coplandbear11 1,087 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Sounds like made up bullshit Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I didnt think Private hire cabs could do street pick ups due to insurence issues. could be wrong though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 "Gideon"? Was he driving around dishing out bibles? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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