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Glasgow to Ayr. Jump off at Kilwinning, take your jeans off at the station and shout "anyone got a pineapple for my arse"

you will be taken to Kilmarnock police station where it is a 15min walk in your pants. 

 

Kilwinning would normally tolerate that behaviour but "pineapple" is actually cockney for "chapel" and that is not tolerated. 

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24 minutes ago, cumnockbear said:

Train fae Sunnyside tae Queen street, 5 min walk tae the Central, Central tae Kilmarnock, Look for trains to Kilmarnock,Carlisle or Newcastle take 40 mins to get to Killie from the Central, 10/15 min walk fae the station tae stadium.

If you go early enough there used to be a decent wee boozer very near the ground, used to always manage a few pints before a game and it was always a good shout if you were looking for a ticket.

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2 minutes ago, siddiqi_drinker said:

If you go early enough there used to be a decent wee boozer very near the ground, used to always manage a few pints before a game and it was always a good shout if you were looking for a ticket.

I'll be heading in early to find a parking space, being pro active and google mapping just now :wink: as i dunno where my ticket will be for until the day of the game.

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10 minutes ago, cumnockbear said:

I'll be heading in early to find a parking space, being pro active and google mapping just now :wink: as i dunno where my ticket will be for until the day of the game.

Aye sorry M8 the wee bit info was for the guy you were answering.  

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38 minutes ago, cumnockbear said:

I'll be heading in early to find a parking space, being pro active and google mapping just now :wink: as i dunno where my ticket will be for until the day of the game.

You could park in fullarton street,  that's where I live, you are a 5 minute walk to the ground from there.

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2 minutes ago, hammer93 said:

You could park in fullarton street,  that's where I live, you are a 5 minute walk to the ground from there.

Cheers mate, when would be the best time to park there so that it's not too busy?, fancy getting in early and finding a pub or something to pass the time.

It looks a nice wee bit too park, nice houses also.

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9 minutes ago, cumnockbear said:

Cheers mate, when would be the best time to park there so that it's not too busy?, fancy getting in early and finding a pub or something to pass the time.

It looks a nice wee bit too park, nice houses also.

If you are down for about 6-6.30 that will get you parked up no problem , you can walk to the portmann hotel which is my local and is the closet pub to the ground. 

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2 minutes ago, hammer93 said:

The portmann hotel sits on the portland rd which is only a few minutes from my street,  on Google maps the Irvine rd lies at the bottom of fullarton street 

Aye a know where it is noo seen it on Google maps 10 mins ago (tu) would it let you in with Football colours ?

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