theclothmonster 1,704 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 RANGERS FAN KILLS GIRAFFE IN SECTARIAN ATTACK . READ TOMORROWS SHOCKING EXCLUSIVE ONLY IN THE DAILY RECORD Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I deep fry taigs every weekend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendofCoop 17,249 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 BiB, this a distant relative mate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Laudrup1690 said: Any stories where you bears have ran into trouble with fans and give them a good battering? All crawling out the woodwork today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Probably is a taig but best one from top of my head was Portsmouth away friendly at Fratton Train Station after the game - group of Portsmouth splinter-group casuals walked over as if they were going to join the company and then started swinging punches. Cowardly bastard had what I reckon was a key between his knuckles and slashed my cheek but after about ten seconds they were cowering in the train station archway like wounded animals getting bottles smashed off their heads and the rest chased. I said spinter-group because apparently it was a group of hangers-on, younger ones trying to impress because after about half an hour of being locked in the pub off the football intelligence when they arrived the older Pompy lads arrived and took me and a couple of others to their main boozer and bought us a few beers and couldn't have been nicer claiming it would be dealt with etc. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/violence-flares-between-pompey-and-rangers-supporters-1-1236012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishartsAshes 1,137 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 58 minutes ago, Laudrup1690 said: Any stories where you bears have ran into trouble with fans and give them a good battering? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaywalker 377 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I think the op has the whiff of Timmy about him. He has more neck than that fucking giraffe Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1690 1,064 Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 23 minutes ago, The Dude said: 1690 - check No Surrender - check dodgy thread - check I'm just waiting for an FTP for a full house in timposter bingo! I'm a season ticket holder in sandy jardine stand ya fucking tube!was just wanting to hear some stories of Tim bashing etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude 20,026 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Laudrup1690 said: I'm a season ticket holder in sandy jardine stand ya fucking tube!was just wanting to hear some stories of Tim bashing etc Course you are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just now, Laudrup1690 said: I'm a season ticket holder in sandy jardine stand ya fucking tube!was just wanting to hear some stories of Tim bashing etc Capital T in tim... Bingo! I got a Bingo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude 20,026 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just now, AlBear85 said: Capital T in tim... Bingo! I got a Bingo! I was one away!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,595 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Laudrup1690 said: I'm a season ticket holder in sandy jardine stand ya fucking tube!was just wanting to hear some stories of Tim bashing etc Go ask Sandy Chugg then ya fucking civilian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, The Dude said: I was one away!! sfa style, it's all about the luck of the draw mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude 20,026 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said: Go ask Sandy Chugg then ya fucking civilian. This might be the single greatest insult I've ever seen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 41 minutes ago, Laudrup1690 said: I'm a season ticket holder in sandy jardine stand ya fucking tube!was just wanting to hear some stories of Tim bashing etc Killed a guy with a trident once. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtuoso 27,180 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 59 minutes ago, Laudrup1690 said: I'm a season ticket holder in sandy jardine stand ya fucking tube!was just wanting to hear some stories of Tim bashing etc Yer a fucking Bheast. Lie down and grunt!!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,251 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 2 hours ago, TheMotor said: Don't blame you mate. You have to take it all the way once they start. Those fuckers can't just let it be. They're mental. Fuckers need to wind their necks in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcb 1,167 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, TheBluebells said: Killed a guy with a trident once. One guy ? Not exactly value for money is it ? Any giraffes involved? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 hour ago, K.A.I said: Probably is a taig but best one from top of my head was Portsmouth away friendly at Fratton Train Station after the game - group of Portsmouth splinter-group casuals walked over as if they were going to join the company and then started swinging punches. Cowardly bastard had what I reckon was a key between his knuckles and slashed my cheek but after about ten seconds they were cowering in the train station archway like wounded animals getting bottles smashed off their heads and the rest chased. I said spinter-group because apparently it was a group of hangers-on, younger ones trying to impress because after about half an hour of being locked in the pub off the football intelligence when they arrived the older Pompy lads arrived and took me and a couple of others to their main boozer and bought us a few beers and couldn't have been nicer claiming it would be dealt with etc. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/violence-flares-between-pompey-and-rangers-supporters-1-1236012 Sorry for disagreeing with you the other night mate, was only kidding honest Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, jcb said: One guy ? Not exactly value for money is it ? Any giraffes involved? For legal reasons I'm not allowed to say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,715 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Somecunt leave the gates open at the zoo today? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpm1979 199 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Few years back there was a couple of camels outside the crystal palace trying to give it large, when we went out to give it back, they took the hump and did one Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,613 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Throttled a giraffe once. Got a long stretch for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Live footage of the OP at Edinburgh Zoo having it large. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brackley 1,398 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 hour ago, AlBear85 said: Capital T in tim... Bingo! I got a Bingo! Shit. I was waiting on WATP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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