FSM 20,892 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 What the fuck is this shit? "Sorry sir, but we think there's a high chance that you'll punch your wife on Sunday, so we're removing you from your home". Quote POLICE in Glasgow are planning on removing domestic abusers from their homes ahead of the Old Firm derby this weekend. Sunday’s match will be the first time Rangers and Celtic have played each other since February 2015, which saw them face-off in the League Cup semi-final, which Celtic won 2-nil. In the past, Old Firm derbies have resulted in a spike in incidents of domestic abuse, but offices say this did not happen during and after last year’s match. Police Scotland say serial offenders will be targeted ahead of Sunday’s Scottish Cup semi final. The Times reports that people who are facing trial, charged with assault, or those who have been released on licence from prison will be the ones who detectives are interested in. Detective Chief Inspector Sam McCluskey is head of the national Domestic Abuse Task Force. He told The Times: “What we’re trying to do is keep domestic abuse victims and their children safe. To do that, rather than managing the risk by just going out to attend incidents, we are trying to remove the risk by removing the perpetrator. “What we’re going to try and do this time is capture some information around it that will be data that will allow us to actually measure whether or not it was related to the game, because now, we don’t know that.” Officers are also keeping a close eye on known hooligans ahead of the Old Firm Scottish Cup semi final , checking what they’ve been saying in ‘locked’ fan forums. Police want to avoid a repeat of the violent scenes seen the last time the two Glasgow giants met, which saw 37 arrests. http://www.<No links to this website>/news/scottish-news/domestic-abusers-removed-homes-during-7752100#5XuEhrOCTa50Di1F.99 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,604 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 There were no incidents last time because they won. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prso's headband 35,348 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Pity Bernadette and wee Declan O'Hara will be safe for another old firm Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KazzyTI 267 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The Natzi nanny state. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhitevanman 1,619 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Cellic end will be empty Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromDeAnglais 5,470 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I would have thought most of them would already be in the East stand by kick off... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 14, 2016 Author Share Posted April 14, 2016 How long do we need to wait after the game before punching our wives isn't deemed football related? For example, can I punch her for burning the dinner around 6pm? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromDeAnglais 5,470 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Wait a minute... clue is in the article... "What we’re trying to do is keep domestic abuse vic-tims and their children safe" Beasts!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 What a fucking weird article If they know the people responsible why are they not already jailed? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, FSM said: How long do we need to wait after the game before punching our wives isn't deemed football related? For example, can I punch her for burning the dinner around 6pm? Just do it now mate, a preemtive strike Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theclothmonster 1,704 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fuck sake how am I supposed to celebrate a win over the filth if I can't give the mrs a few slaps Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, fanaticCR said: What a fucking weird article If they know the people responsible why are they not already jailed? Women end up dropping the charges. They also take them back after they've been punched black & blue. Sad reality of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,622 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Gives me a free weekend when Mrs sima is in the jail so not all bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,251 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Bernadette likes this. On a serious note I am all for the cops doing what they need to reduce domestic violence but they don't half moan about having to serve their purpose. You would think they were the only big city force to have to deal with a big event. 37 arrests? Is that so bad all things considered? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 14, 2016 Author Share Posted April 14, 2016 Where are they planning on taking them? I'm just trying to picture a group of blokes (and Mrs Sima) herded into a church hall somewhere, sitting round drinking tea and discussing their domestic abuse tendencies. Suddenly you spot one of our neighbours or a bloke you work with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, FSM said: What the fuck is this shit? "Sorry sir mr declan, but we think there's a high chance that you'll punch your wife on Sunday, so we're removing you from your home". Fixed that mate ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 It's like the police don't do any work during the year until there's an Old Firm Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The Scottish police are an absolute shambles. This is the same force that recently tweeted that hurtful untruths posted on the internet could see you get a visit from them right? Moronic fuckwits. It really is a shame that these fucking morons are in positions of power. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Quote Police want to avoid a repeat of the violent scenes seen the last time the two Glasgow giants met, which saw 37 arrests. What vilent scenes? I don't remember that. Asuuming it's a correct number though, 37 arrests isn't even that high, and how many of those arrests actually resulted in charged being filed? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky True Legend 2,682 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, gogzy said: The Scottish police are an absolute shambles. This is the same force that recently tweeted that hurtful untruths posted on the internet could see you get a visit from them right? Moronic fuckwits. It really is a shame that these fucking morons are in positions of power. That's you getting a visit, Gogzy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim beam 2,188 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 And where are the polis planning on putting these people? are they planning on locking them up without charge on the off chance they might do something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1mgg 3,766 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I just don't get this at all, they will remove these people during the football, but then return them to batter their partners and children because it is alright when there isn't football. These people should be removed immediately from the victims, and if the victims take them back then they should not get to waste police time. If there is kids involved, then the kids should be removed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtom80 166 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 what a load off crap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weshallnotbemoved! 714 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Police state. Trying to make propaganda to support SNP anti-Rangers and anti-Unionist agendas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weshallnotbemoved! 714 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, jim beam said: And where are the polis planning on putting these people? are they planning on locking them up without charge on the off chance they might do something. Minority Report Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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