Ferris Bueller 1,569 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 27 minutes ago, cstamomusa said: Good news, they can call the cop as a witness at the trial. That plod is doing better than most, he's got his finger stuck in his ear unlike the rest of them who had theirs stuck in the their arses!! Edit, just noticed someone else has made a similar joke, apologies! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,533 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Nice undies is all I am going to say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac 1,405 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Commander : "Right Constable Jamieson, knick the guy with the red pants" Constable Jamieson: "Sorry sir, lost me, can't see anyone with red pants" Commander: "Sorry Jamieson, knick the guy with the red and black scallop edge lace knickers" Constable Jamieson: "You mean Brandon that works at the womens clothes section at Colinton Tescos? Right on it sir" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Helicopter Sundae said: Don't worry, plod are over this place...THEY KNOW. So did large John and look how that ended up Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1NachoNovo 840 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I used to deliver newspapers to that very Tesco about a year ago. The lassie's that worked there were really nice. Not relevant, but they deserve a shout out for the hard work they do. 4:30am and a miserable cunt like me would stoat in trying to push an overflowing cage on wheels. They would help with a smile on their face. As a Tesco customer though, who has my car insurance with them, get my diesel from them and do some food shopping with them, if that cunt doesn't get sacked, I will be going elsewhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 1 hour ago, ritchieshearercaldow said: Nice nickers Why is the polisman standing with his finger in his ear ? Listening for the Billy Boys obviously Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon 55,132 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Dutchy said: I might be moving into that area in the next few weeks. Although I don't like much about Tesco's, it may be worth a visit if the cunt is still there. A few loud arguments about Irish militancy and they'd be sure to get rid of the immigrant. Stealth I'm minted moving to Colinton post Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,354 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 3 hours ago, j1mgg said: Colinton tesco Colinton Mains Dr, Edinburgh EH13 Just incase the plod needs directions They will most probably already know. Gooled imaged the addy and got sore eyes. I wouldn't walk my dog in areas like that. Don't own a mutt right enough. The wife aside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum_rfc 85 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Wee trip up to Colinton Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,251 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 3 hours ago, ritchieshearercaldow said: Nice nickers Why is the polisman standing with his finger in his ear ? it's his thang when he see's red panties. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy 1,200 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Dan Deacon said: Stealth I'm minted moving to Colinton post Ha ha, minted, far from it, but the surrounding area is rather large and residential. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWAC 2,234 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 3 hours ago, cstamomusa said: Good news, they can call the cop as a witness at the trial. Am sorry m'lud, I was squeezing some shite oot ma ear Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWAC 2,234 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Blue Nosed Babe said: Nice undies is all I am going to say. They look cleaner than yours too, shitey erse Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon 55,132 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 15 minutes ago, Dutchy said: Ha ha, minted, far from it, but the surrounding area is rather large and residential. My brother lives in posh Colinton. Dick Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,754 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 7 hours ago, Dan Deacon said: My brother lives in posh Colinton. Dick Dick Deacon? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnwardsandUpwards 834 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 13 hours ago, j1mgg said: Colinton tesco Colinton Mains Dr, Edinburgh EH13 9AH Just incase the plod needs directions No need for directions. Its where they bulk buy their doughnuts! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,222 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 18 hours ago, mchammer said: Brandon from Collington who works for Tesco there. "Okay Sir..what did you say again?..okay... wait till the guy in red undies gets away then grab the guy in the Blue top..will do sir..leave it with me." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bump 168 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 colinton mains is a few miles away from colinton with redford barracks in the middle,maybe the squaddies can arrange a night raid as there are plenty hibs and hearts in that area. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy 1,200 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 14 hours ago, Dan Deacon said: My brother lives in posh Colinton. Dick My sister lives in Cambridge, thinking about moving to Cornwall, married a tim, he and she are tax consultants. She's probably a bigger dick than your brother. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Got one of those poofy punches as well, not from the shoulder. Its similar to the punching in WWF wrestling, more like a slapdown. Its red panty night in BarL weeyeheyy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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