Bossorange 696 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 2 hours ago, psb07158 said: This season I'm going to the games with a mate who used to be Admin on this site. To his right is a mental Northern Irish guy who was demanding Clint Hill play 70 yard passes every time he got the ball. Couple of English lads behind me, sound guys to my left and in front. This will be my first full season in the club deck, was previously main rear. How much is a season book in club deck? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon 54,676 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 My immediate neighbour is a cracking old fella. Enjoy catching up with him. He was asking me for a few tips about visiting Edinburgh for the festival yesterday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 70,782 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Not my seat but at Sandy front there is an annoying da and wee boy. After 5 mins the young un repeatedly asked every few mins if it was half time yet. I've no warned him yet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,204 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Number5 said: Had a strange experience yesterday. New guy next to me kept on rubbing his legs against me and trying to make small chat. I think my long hair gave him the impression,for some reason, that I was a bufty. After one too many "accidental" leg strokes. I told this weirdo to fuck off. Luckily there was an empty seat nearby. Thank fuck. Fat bastard stunk. Cunts probably telling his pals a different story. Sat in my first season ticket seat yesterday. I'm a big boned chap, in fact my friends call me Biggins. Whilst salivating at all those sexy players working up a sweat in their tight shorts the feminite lad next to me started rubbing my leg with his. I thought.... you are in here Christopher. His long golden hair shone in the sun and he had a glint in his eye. I was getting aroused and returned the favour by caressing the inside of his thigh with my by then sweaty hand. Rather than hearing the anticipated sexy sigh I anticipated from the horny young buck I got a tirrade of offensive words in a strong Glaswegian accent. "Git yer hauns aff me ya fat, sweaty jobby jabber!" he yelled. "Get your fat arse tae anuther seat before a knock ye oot!" Fuckin bisexuals, one minute they are toying for cock, next minute they are acting all hetro. Should just admit they are gay and enjoy a good grope. I told him "you are gay young buck" to which the crowd replied "Oh no he isnt!!!!!" Anyhow, found another seat further down but there was some dirty, greasy cunt next to me with B.O. and the smell put me off my 15th greasy pie of the day. I'm going to ask for a seat move. Seen a restricted view seat on here the other day with a hot cameraman bending over.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueretro 704 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 hour ago, ronniescu said: 2 rows down, 4 seats along. Are u the smelly guy & trying to identify me? ? What stand? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 All the usual faces round me. All sound apart from the amateur coach behind me Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, billsim1984 said: All the usual faces round me. All sound apart from the amateur coach behind me Ally finally decided to come back and support the team then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Just now, bombaybadboy08 said: 2 minutes ago, bombaybadboy08 said: Ally finally decided to come back and support the team then. Some of his shouts are nearly as bizzare as some of ally's decisions to be fair Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, billsim1984 said: There's always one aint there. I was alright where I was in the Copland but had budding Mourinhos everywhere else I've been. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, bombaybadboy08 said: There's always one aint there. I was alright where I was in the Copland but had budding Mourinhos everywhere else I've been. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Just now, billsim1984 said: 7 minutes ago, bombaybadboy08 said: There's always one aint there. I was alright where I was in the Copland but had budding Mourinhos everywhere else I've been. Aye it's murder at times, he's not a bad guy really just his shouts let him down badly at times lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger4life_1872 29,308 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Fabric said: I am 1 seat behind her and 1 seat to her right and she puffs on it and honest mate no smell at all, my 2 boys sit behind her as well and never said a word coz it really does t smell. Think it depends whats in them , was someone near me yesterday with 1 and it had an unusual smell but not something that would annoy you although i guess some could Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 30,561 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Fabric said: I am 1 seat behind her and 1 seat to her right and she puffs on it and honest mate no smell at all, my 2 boys sit behind her as well and never said a word coz it really does t smell. Not sure if you are replying to me or P_C_G but I will go with my own nose rather than yours on this situation I agree it is nothing like a normal fag, but it was enough for me to think yesterday why did this cunt have to be sitting beside me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 30,561 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 3 hours ago, The Beast said: I've still got the guy in the row in front who is obsessed with transvestites. Almost everything he shouts at players or the ref is transvestite-related Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
will2203 806 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 5 hours ago, blueretro said: Where did you find the empty seat? He,s clearly talking pish. Same guys next to me so pleased with that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimgers 565 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Met the new neighbours yesterday in SE4, pleased to meet you Big Del. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prso's headband 34,990 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 75 year old man sits next to me with his son and then his daughter. Great guys. Old man still comes out with the patter and has extremely high expectations, obviously due to the decades of success he's witnessed. 3 idiots behind me are ridiculous. "Your never a captain Wallace get him tae fuck" "Waghorn ya fucking cunt wit wis that" "Mckay your a fucking prick, fuck off ya wanker" All this was said whilst trying to get agreement from others beside them. Was actually embarrassing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEnclosureBear 2,894 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 There's two wee boys who sit to my left and there just interested in trading punches with each other than the game. My Dad sits to the left and he can be a bit of a wank when he's had a drink. When I sat in the Eaone cunt behind me that kept shouting "Fucking kill him Madjid" "Pit it intae the mixer" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LochendBilly 8,409 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 E-Cigs are banned as well at Ibrox but people do it in the concourse, get her telt! http://rangers.co.uk/fans/following-rangers/smoking-policy/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaneRalfRoss 301 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Guy next to me was roaring and shouting like a mad man for whole 90 mins and kept telling his son I was right that hamilton scored and guy on other side was quiet guy . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre 1,663 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 4 hours ago, Dan Deacon said: My immediate neighbour is a cracking old fella. Enjoy catching up with him. He was asking me for a few tips about visiting Edinburgh for the festival yesterday. "You're in luck, I've actually got my own Edinburgh festival firm..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Same as the last 6 Seasons. Apart from the boy to my left who's been there for a Season. All get on well. They probably think I'm a wanker though. Thought I'd make that joke before one of you cunts did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Prso's headband said: 75 year old man sits next to me with his son and then his daughter. Great guys. Old man still comes out with the patter and has extremely high expectations, obviously due to the decades of success he's witnessed. 3 idiots behind me are ridiculous. "Your never a captain Wallace get him tae fuck" "Waghorn ya fucking cunt wit wis that" "Mckay your a fucking prick, fuck off ya wanker" All this was said whilst trying to get agreement from others beside them. Was actually embarrassing. Hate that when folk shout that kind o shite at the players. Fell out wae a roaster sitting behind me at raith last year who was at it from the first whistle last season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDFM 3,809 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Been family either side for the last 3 years, although this is my last year in Broomloan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,524 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Same folk around me, has been for the last 6 or 7 years. A few Johnny-come-latelys further along the row, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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