Garners celebration style

[Rambo1872 4,065]

As we all know theres a bit of an issue regarding us when it comes to what is and what is not allowed for a goal celebration (Halliday and the fist of glory) . So what will be the reaction if Garner does that class chicken dance  in front of the bheasts ???????????

 

 

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

Let's face it, nothing can be worse than the dab.

[Big Al 55 9,248]

Sure he'll change it to digging up tatties or something far more relevant.

[Rambo1872 4,065]

3 minutes ago, BF2 said:

Let's face it, nothing can be worse than the dab.

Or that prick mo farah and makin specs out his fingers and stickin them in the air the quorn munchin dengus

[Rambo1872 4,065]

3 minutes ago, Big Al II said:

Sure he'll change it to digging up tatties or something far more relevant.

If him and the lads start doing the tattie shovel shuffle in a line i'll collapse

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

3 minutes ago, M0NTY said:

Or that prick mo farah and makin specs out his fingers and stickin them in the air the quorn munchin dengus

That one Griezmann done in the EUROs made me want to boot my TV.

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

If he bangs in the goals he can do what the fuck he wants so far as I'm concerned!

[jackrfc95 4,255]

28 minutes ago, Big Al II said:

Sure he'll change it to digging up tatties or something far more relevant.

My money's on pretending to play the flute.

[Rambo1872 4,065]

12 minutes ago, jackrfc95 said:

My money's on pretending to play the flute.

we would need to raise £135k for his court fees

 

 

[Gaz52 11,837]

No doubt this is an offensive dance that protestant chickens have been using to mock catholic chickens for years. 

[Guest Lloyd72]

No matter what celebration he does it will not be worse than Jesse Lingard's celebration in the community shield.

[Dutchy 1,200]

I just hope he can bang them in like that in front of 48,000-50,0000.

If he's booked for celebrating a goal, the SFA and their refs should be taken to task for bringing the game into disrepute.

[RDFM 3,809]

Players should all model their celebrations after Millers, just running about like a headless chicken fucking buzzing you've scored.

[giffnockger 4,840]

Dab Dab Dab Dab Dab Dab

[Polo 1,433]

We'll find out on Friday.  

[siddiqi_drinker 14,635]

Not bothered how he celebrates  as long as he gets plenty of opportunity  to do so.

 

[dogtanian 252]

If he scores his first against the bheasts it has to be the zombie dance, that will put the wind up them 

[pollok-bear 7,537]

If he scores at the giro dome i want him to run up to the taigs and start playing the flute and then a big get it up yai ya manky bastards. 

[cr3_bear 14,858]

A wee pardew dance 

[scottyscott1963 18,318]

The Tottie Howker Shuffle

[SPWF 8,232]

I'm not sure he can adapt. 

[WATP-FOREVER 5,231]

6 hours ago, M0NTY said:

If him and the lads start doing the tattie shovel shuffle in a line i'll collapse

I'd really prefer that they'd do the mashed potato.

 

Or even the early oirish abacus:
One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes four, five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes more.

[Amato 3,016]

Goal number 7 btw... 

 

[Drunk and disorderly. 14,421]

I just hope he never celebtates a 2-0 defeat like the dhims did the other night. brasser!!!!

[geneva_ger 9,331]

Goals 3, 5 and 7 show fantastic technique. He is managing to out-muscle tall defenders with some of his goals, but as this is about his celebrations, then cut out the chicken dance and just punch the air many times, stare at the dhims and scream in their faces like a banshee. A kind of GIRUY celebration will do. Maybe all our scorers should hold the fingers on both hands spread wide as an indication of 55 coming our way ...