StaunchLondonGer 1,651 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Why in rhyme?? There's no fucking reason and I'm no poet. I had the day off my work and I canny enjoy a film when all that's on my mind is Rangers floundering while the scum are eyeing ten in a row. Warburton's Tenure Thus Far... * * * Warburton is tragic, he canny get it right / He talks the talk in pressers, but on the pitch we’re shite Assistant is Sir Davie, fuck knows what’s going on there / Our defence is giving nightmares, to every single Bear * * * ‘Plan A’ was how they started, but any cunt can see / That it husnae worked since April, and there isnae a ‘Plan B’ Aye, Mark’s a decent fellow, of that there is no doubt / But he’s just no right for Rangers, and we need to get him out * * * Our finishing is woeful, set pieces are a joke / The passion's sorely lacking, and it’s giving me the boak The players need a bollocking, and if they won’t step up / Then burn their fucking contracts, and get them all tae fuck * * * ‘The alternative?’ you ask me, well that we can debate / But no way can we continue, in this hopeless fucking state It's driving me fucking mental, the wife says I'm a nutter / but I shall not rest 'til we're on top, and Timmy's in the gutter [where he fucking belongs] Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFCJoshy1690 72 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 You've had a loooooonnnnngggggg day ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,606 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Inb4 shifty eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JukeBoxJohn 3,060 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ale_ 17 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 your wrong mate you are a fucking poet : you just dont fucking know it and also you are 100 % correct in what you say Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 13,022 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Aye right ye are then. Pass the ammo right enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,063 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,148 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I honesty don't know where to start with that ?????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,526 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 posters who have said exactly that don't know what to say , cause the OP is a taig Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackrfc95 4,255 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Of all the things to do on a day off... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 34,437 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 RM is actually full of pure wanks these days. I'm convinced cunts on here actually hate Rangers. Pathetic man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 14,830 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I usually just wank myself into a frenzy on my days off Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,715 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, graeme_4 said: RM is actually full of pure wanks these days. I'm convinced cunts on here actually hate Rangers. Pathetic man. Haters still hate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 50,466 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Here's a wee rhyme I made up . The OPs a fucking crackhead . I realise that doesn't rhyme or anything but I've not had the benefit of a day off and I actually think it's quite catchy . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 hours ago, StaunchLondonGer said: Why in rhyme?? There's no fucking reason and I'm no poet. I had the day off my work and I canny enjoy a film when all that's on my mind is Rangers floundering while the scum are eyeing ten in a row. Warburton's Tenure Thus Far... * * * Warburton is tragic, he canny get it right / He talks the talk in pressers, but on the pitch we’re shite Assistant is Sir Davie, fuck knows what’s going on there / Our defence is giving nightmares, to every single Bear * * * ‘Plan A’ was how they started, but any cunt can see / That it husnae worked since April, and there isnae a ‘Plan B’ Aye, Mark’s a decent fellow, of that there is no doubt / But he’s just no right for Rangers, and we need to get him out * * * Our finishing is woeful, set pieces are a joke / The passion's sorely lacking, and it’s giving me the boak The players need a bollocking, and if they won’t step up / Then burn their fucking contracts, and get them all tae fuck * * * ‘The alternative?’ you ask me, well that we can debate / But no way can we continue, in this hopeless fucking state It's driving me fucking mental, the wife says I'm a nutter / but I shall not rest 'til we're on top, and Timmy's in the gutter [where he fucking belongs] @Bluepeter9 been hitting the drink tonight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,715 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Grim. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsden bear 2,376 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I once read a wee pishy rhyme Twas slaughtering our gaffer - a crime The op is a diddy Who should have a riddy Please gie big Warbs more time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, Bearsden bear said: I once read a wee pishy rhyme Twas slaughtering our gaffer - a crime The op is a diddy Who should have a riddy Please gie big Warbs more time! yer not improving matters Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,137 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Even if the op is a doppelgänger, it's still quite good, although its the kind of thing an obsessed Tim would spend time on......hmmmmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtom80 166 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 stick at it mate,get him out ASAP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Smile said: @Bluepeter9 been hitting the drink tonight. Yep On the drink but no drunk enough for that shite! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Fucking snider OP Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger_onimo 20,488 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Crikey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.