Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 10:00 Ibrox Stadium Saturday 27 December 2008. Match Commander - "Right chaps, as you know, anyone caught singing the Hokey Cokey is to be subject to arrest. Any questions?" PC O'Shaughnessy - "Yes Guv. Any idea how we can cuff someone who has their right arm in, but their left arm is still out?" MC - "Yes, that will be tricky, and in those circumstances, it may be easier just to eject that person from the stadium." PC O'S - "But Guv - even walking them to the exit will be difficult, if they insist on putting a left leg in and out, followed by a right leg. And God knows what will happen when they shake it all about." MC - "Hmmm...Yes, I see your point. Perhaps in the interest of public safety, it might be wise to use discretion in regards to this particular song. However, fresh orders this morning suggest we can concentrate on others. It has been suggested by a Dr Reid that we may wish to apprehend anyone reciting "Mary had a little lamb", as there are clear references to the Virgin Mary and young followers of Aberdeen FC." PC O'S - "Yes Guv, and I've always had my suspicions about "Little Boy Blue". MC - "No - leave your colleague out of this, and let's tackle Scotland's shame." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Who is your source? Do you have family working there? Nah - i left a bug in there the last time I got the jail Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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