We Will Follow Rangers 12,915 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 you sound like stereotype of a rangers fan.your mate sounds like a stereotype of a septic fan...obsessed with the gers with a sore ring. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue4life 20 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Wtf are you on about mate?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 What kinda boat was it?Must have been a hospital boat pal ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoorie 1,088 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I'm lookin furra boatWould it fit on my driveway?Depends if it's blown up or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCDBigBear 10,805 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 From the OP's original post:"i went to a parade blocked all day night .. next day after couple of vods away to gers match , got arrested decked cop (the cunts give me some hammering round stomach when they cuffed me) got home next day to find my boat nicked from driveway( not big boat)then shit blood for three days."I've read this over a few times and fail to see anything remotely amusing about the story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 how bigs yer driveway It's no that big but a guy from Donegal just quoted me £6K to Tarmac it so it will be ready for ma new boatHe's coming on Monday as I've given him £3k up frontHis wife gave my mrs a lovely free bag of clothes pegs as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 DP Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 It's no that big but a guy from Donegal just quoted me £6K to Tarmac it so it will be ready for ma new boatHe's coming on Monday as I've given him £3k up frontHis wife gave my mrs a lovely free bag of clothes pegs as wellsound, ive heard the boat isnae very big Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 sound, ive heard the boat isnae very bigHope there's no blood on the seatsI canny stand the sight of blood Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 that post was highly amusing thankyou Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsobear 2 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 In English- Boy loses arse virginity on small boat trip to best mate, best mate tries to blank it and goes on pish, ends up lifted, buggered boy gets infection and catches celulitis and claims its stress Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
linfield1690 4,249 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 In English- Boy loses arse virginity on small boat trip to best mate, best mate tries to blank it and goes on pish, ends up lifted, buggered boy gets infection and catches celulitis and claims its stressAhaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,513 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 In English- Boy loses arse virginity on small boat trip to best mate, best mate tries to blank it and goes on pish, ends up lifted, buggered boy gets infection and catches celulitis and claims its stressAnd steals his boat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_Ibrox_Preacher 2,812 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 What an utterly bizarre OP Fucking hell! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rab wilson 3,246 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 What the fuck is cellulitis?Fuck sake man, i look back on my kestrel super and weed induced posts and wonder who fuckin wrote them, because they fly off everywhere, But please sir accept this . A legendary post that started with your mates ailment and ended with your fuckin boat being nicked! Im crying my eyes out with laughter.Your a fuckin legend in my bloodshot eyes No SurrenderRab Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 What the fuck is cellulitis?Fuck sake man, i look back on my kestrel super and weed induced posts and wonder who fuckin wrote them, because they fly off everywhere, But please sir accept this . A legendary post that started with your mates ailment and ended with your fuckin boat being nicked! Im crying my eyes out with laughter.Your a fuckin legend in my bloodshot eyes No SurrenderRabyer that pished that you quoted the wrong post Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 30,769 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 What the fuck is cellulitis?Fuck sake man, i look back on my kestrel super and weed induced posts and wonder who fuckin wrote them, because they fly off everywhere, But please sir accept this . A legendary post that started with your mates ailment and ended with your fuckin boat being nicked! Im crying my eyes out with laughter.Your a fuckin legend in my bloodshot eyes No SurrenderRabStop for fucks sake Rab, I was just recovering a little when I read your post and now the tears are running down my face. One of the funniest things I have ever read on RM. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rab wilson 3,246 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Stop for fucks sake Rab, I was just recovering a little when I read your post and now the tears are running down my face. One of the funniest things I have ever read on RM.My 2 braincells get a bit lonely. im fuckin stoned, what have i missed?Ive missed something fuckin obvious havent i. What is it?Bit paranoid now that everybody thinks im a thick bastard! ha ha ha ha.Naw seriously what have i missed?Is it obvious? Is he a tarrier? I thought cellulitis was something my pals big fat munter of a wife had under her Leyton Orient tatoo. Och i give up ya bassas.Seriously though, where's his boat? i want a boat.No SurrenderRab Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAmo'sThighs 848 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Whatever the fuck the intention of this post was..... I couldn't care less. I found it hillarious Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaystrue 10 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 A seen that guy on Jeremy Kyle,he failed the lie detector test he never had a boat,he hisnae got a licence.And he's barred from going near water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoorie 1,088 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 My 2 braincells get a bit lonely. im fuckin stoned, what have i missed?Ive missed something fuckin obvious havent i. What is it?Bit paranoid now that everybody thinks im a thick bastard! ha ha ha ha.Naw seriously what have i missed?Is it obvious? Is he a tarrier? I thought cellulitis was something my pals big fat munter of a wife had under her Leyton Orient tatoo. Och i give up ya bassas.Seriously though, where's his boat? i want a boat.No SurrenderRabYou don't need a boat.You need a kebab, pizza or a loaf of toast....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger_onimo 20,488 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 mate just texted me and said he has it and doc told him it is with the stress of the gers plight , he does live and breathe the gers but he can be a bit of a liar says it round his ring too..lol.. dont know a lot about it but can that happen? got me thinking though has anybody got stories of following rangers and suffering for it.. i went to a parade blocked all day night .. next day after couple of vods away to gers match , got arrested decked cop (the cunts give me some hammering round stomach when they cuffed me) got home next day to find my boat nicked from driveway( not big boat)then shit blood for three days Didn't believe a word of that. Then you admitted it was "not big boat" and it all made sense.Fucking genius post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear78 96 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 This is without doubt the greatest post in the history of RangersMedia it just makes so much sense and is the funniest story I have ever read the OP deserves to be made a Mod for this what a legend.this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrangemouthRSC 832 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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