FSM 20,892 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Might do this today as my car is currently parked miles away and can't be arsed going to get it. Through the tunnel would be my shortest route.Does anyone else make this journey regularly? What are my chances of being raped (i'm quite attractive and often been told I have a nice bum)? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluedoo 2,652 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Might do this today as my car is currently parked miles away and can't be arsed going to get it. Through the tunnel would be my shortest route.Does anyone else make this journey regularly? What are my chances of being raped (i'm quite attractive and have been told I have a nice bum)?The chances of being raped depend on the legnth of your skirt fsm, think you should be safe enough as there will be loads going in the same direction. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatDolphins 5,355 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Didn't know there was a walk through part. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 The chances of being raped depend on the legnth of your skirt fsm, think you should be safe enough as there will be loads going in the same direction.I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn). Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluedoo 2,652 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn).3 piece suit, blouse, skirt and matching jacket. I think you are just talking shit now Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMB 14,167 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Full of sexual predators down there. You'll be going home with a saggy bum hole. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers4thennowforever 57 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Rape kit at the ready think I'll prowl the clyde tunnel today seems like good pickings lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie76 15,356 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Might do this today as my car is currently parked miles away and can't be arsed going to get it. Through the tunnel would be my shortest route.Does anyone else make this journey regularly? What are my chances of being raped (i'm quite attractive and often been told I have a nice bum)?It was nice knowing you mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 Full of sexual predators down there. You'll be going home with a saggy bum hole.It's Sunday as well, loads of blokes with the hangover horn Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 It's always been a convenient opening for those in Whiteinch and Govan who wish to come and go down under and you can do it either way, doesn't usually take long. However, enough about the OP.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 None as it'll only be other Rangers fans in it I'm assuming. Can't say the same when timmy is walking to the broomloan Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,393 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Mind and hold your breath or you will drown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm going in... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 Only met one bloke and he was kind enough not to rape me He left me with a horrible taste in my mouth though... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfc_watp 1,503 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Only met one bloke and he was kind enough not to rape me He left me with a horrible taste in my mouth though...Was nice meeting you today mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeWallaceRFC 3,920 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Was nice meeting you today mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn).FFS!You didn't have to inspect it that closely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Full of sexual predators down there. You'll be going home with a soggy bum hole.Fixed that for you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn).Second harvest is the haute cuisine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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