DarcheVinny 1,003 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Right, I don't think things can get any more ridiculous, with Green buying Bury and Bomber backin Stephen to buy Rangers.I want you to all to name a ricidulous scenario, in an attempt to guess what breaking news we see today.I think Charlies Nicholas will ride down Edmiston Drive on a white horse, fronting a consortium of billionaires sheikhs. He can't bear to see the club suffer like this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis 1,011 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Jimmy Carr will buy Rangers with all the money he has saved in tax avoidance. Celtc fans will demand his dvds be taken off the shelves of hmv, saying comedy integrity is at risk and Kevin Bridges was cheated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenanter 158 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Right, I don't think things can get any more ridiculous, with Green buying Bury and Bomber backin Stephen to buy Rangers.I want you to all to name a ricidulous scenario, in an attempt to guess what breaking news we see today.I think Charlies Nicholas will ride down Edmiston Drive on a white horse, fronting a consortium of billionaires sheikhs. He can't bear to see the club suffer like this.Oh no, Charlie Ridiculous only ever rides white unicorns, and only on cobbled streets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non_Sucumbi 876 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I heard that J.P. McManus has joined forces with TBK. A new improved bid will be submitted tomorrow.A McManus spokesman has indicated that Martin O'Neil will be the new Director of Football. Paul Lambert will replace Alistair McCoist as the club manager. David Leggat and Alex Thompson will be in charge of media relations. :beer1: :beer1: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain1712 336 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Jimmy Carr will buy Rangers with all the money he has saved in tax avoidance. Celtc fans will demand his dvds be taken off the shelves of hmv, saying comedy integrity is at risk and Kevin Bridges was cheated.quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senna 735 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 We'll get a straight choice between D3 and keeping our history, and SPL and losing it. Green will choose the wrong one and we'll be fucked forever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,863 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 A thai ladyboy will make a bid for Rangers only for the worlds tallest dwarf to outbid him/her Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearethemighty 186 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Martin Bain along with Fergus Mcann and Graham Speirs launch an audacious bid to gain control of us. They have Muff in my as new manager sorry I meant Ralf Ragnick as new manager. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,331 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 A thai ladyboy will make a bid for Rangers only for the worlds tallest dwarf to outbid him/herWell we may as well get shafted by a Thai ladyboy because it seems every other cunt is trying to fuck us good and proper these days THEN you say Bernie Ecclestone is going to outbid the chick with a dick????????? You should take up screen writing ya bassa BTW! What's the ladyboy's name..... Suk-yer-kok ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayq81 231 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Billy Smart and Cotterells the Circus owners put in a joint bid as they claim its the best Circus they have seen, then the Pavilion Theatre outbid them as its coming up to the pantomine season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupret 223 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Bill Miller back in for Rangers, he plans to join the MLS league, Ibrox to be moved stone by stone to Chattanooga Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,863 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Well we may as well get shafted by a Thai ladyboy because it seems every other cunt is trying to fuck us good and proper these days THEN you say Bernie Ecclestone is going to outbid the chick with a dick????????? You should take up screen writing ya bassa BTW! What's the ladyboy's name..... Suk-yer-kok ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarcheVinny 1,003 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Rfc52 has yanked his chain 3 times already, just reading that thai lady boys name. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,863 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Rfc52 has yanked his chain 3 times already, just reading that thai lady boys name.It was 4 actually ;p Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grae 97 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 The Queen will bid for the club and appoint Prince William as Chairman. Upon the day of her sad passing, we'll be led and owned by King Billy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomScott 40 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Maybe someone will launch a proper takeover bidSomeone likeA lifelong fan from SingaporeEh what about some businessmen with Rangers at heart. Like our white knight but maybe in blueEh what about a bid fronted by a legendEh what about a bid from a wealthy mhank supporterEh...Got itRobert Wiseman has sold his dairy business. He could buy usAnd milk us for everything Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Eric Morecombe is gonny appear in a Roman centurions uniform and announce we are taking over Luton Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyren 601 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 fronting a bid from a surrealist consortium, lucy in the sky with diamonds and a bycicle are expected to bid later last night Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidermansGaffer 2,552 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 A new consortium led by David Hasslehoff is to sweep into power at Ibrox tomorrow. Members include:Jean Claude Van Damme, Bobcat Goldthwaite (for press conferences) and Alec Baldwin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBG 13 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 The Venky's to buy us and we have to be ran by one of their headless chickens Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govansw1 326 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 A group of honest Rangers Fans get together and buy into the Club. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbblue 167 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Stewart Rhegan resigns from his post with the SFA to front a new bid for Rangers that sees Hampden being sold off to a cricket club in order to fund Rangers Champions League Drive next season.p.s. Rhegan found out two days ago that not only did liewell have his hand up his arse puppeting him, but Liewell also had his knob up Rhegans wife's Arse! As a parting Gesture Rhegan rushed through legislation that states only a clubs from the Govan parish are allowed to reperesent Scotland in the Champions League...Rhegan also sent pictures to Platini of Liewell...cheating on him with some East End Alter bhoys!...Breakings News on SSN....NOW!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCartmanLee 313 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I'd go for Avi cohen and some well funded Jews...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooooootchy 405 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 A group of honest Rangers Fans get together and buy into the Club.Out of all the suggestions this one seems the least likely Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAMPS4LIFE 86 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 no more bids come in and Green gets to work and holds onto most of all out big name players ......... <---- defo to crazy to be true Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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