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Seen this on the BBC website. His love for Phil Taylor knows n bounds

1. high averages after 1 or 2 legs

2. premier league averages after new darts

3. march 1st (taylor gets new darts)

4. john part winning in 1994 with a 94 average, etc..

5. ballistics

6. incandescent

7. Understacking: as “the shot that Taylor couldn’t master”, or “the shot that Barney mastered that Taylor Couldn’t” -

8. Banana Shots

9. Air Shots

10.Tayloresque

11. Taylor’s darts defying the laws of gravity/physics ( a current fav)

12. Taylor’s struggles on double 16/double 8 early in the premier league, not now

13. Taylor’s losing the weight of the darts early in the premier league

14. Taylor’s 107+ average since week 5 of the premier league (see march 1st)

15. Taylor working with Scientists/Ballistic experts/ Boffins to develop his darts

16. The “world record” average at the UK open

17. Bradman, Babe Ruth or Pele

18. the greatest dart player to ever draw breath/oxygen

19. Needing to average 120 or 125 to beat Taylor

20. worth an extra 15-20 with the double in

21. Bristow taking him under this wing, teaching him to Bully or “not giving a chucker an even chance” etc.

22. "Here we go then"

23. "Did he ever"

24. "Didn't use the lie"

25. "Bad use of the lie"

26. "Lost the weight of the dart"

27. "Too much wrist in the shot"

28. "Pulled it"

29. "Lipstick"

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Seen this on the BBC website. His love for Phil Taylor knows n bounds

1. high averages after 1 or 2 legs

2. premier league averages after new darts

3. march 1st (taylor gets new darts)

4. john part winning in 1994 with a 94 average, etc..

5. ballistics

6. incandescent

7. Understacking: as “the shot that Taylor couldn’t master”, or “the shot that Barney mastered that Taylor Couldn’t” -

8. Banana Shots

9. Air Shots

10.Tayloresque

11. Taylor’s darts defying the laws of gravity/physics ( a current fav)

12. Taylor’s struggles on double 16/double 8 early in the premier league, not now

13. Taylor’s losing the weight of the darts early in the premier league

14. Taylor’s 107+ average since week 5 of the premier league (see march 1st)

15. Taylor working with Scientists/Ballistic experts/ Boffins to develop his darts

16. The “world record” average at the UK open

17. Bradman, Babe Ruth or Pele

18. the greatest dart player to ever draw breath/oxygen

19. Needing to average 120 or 125 to beat Taylor

20. worth an extra 15-20 with the double in

21. Bristow taking him under this wing, teaching him to Bully or “not giving a chucker an even chance” etc.

22. "Here we go then"

23. "Did he ever"

24. "Didn't use the lie"

25. "Bad use of the lie"

26. "Lost the weight of the dart"

27. "Too much wrist in the shot"

28. "Pulled it"

29. "Lipstick"

Sid is a legend, and the lipstick quote, for the treble tops, comes from Stoke darts players slang, or so Sid said during last years World Championships.

Darts on the TV without Sid commentating are by far inferior..

He does have a thing for Taylor though, loves the man, and is trying to take on Aidy Lewis as his new prodidgy to follow when PT hangs up his arrows.

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