Siam69 26,864 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Thought this deserved it's own thread.......http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/celtic-award-bullshit-goals-to-fictional-player-2014080889421Celtic awards bullshit goals to fictional player08-08-14CELTIC has invented a fictional hero to take credit for the three goals it never scored.The club was awarded a completely made-up 3-0 Champions League qualifying victory over Legia Warsaw after the Polish team accidentally fielded an invincible football robot for two minutes of injury time.Now the Glasgow club has honoured the achievement by awarding the goals to the fictional attacking midfielder, Declan Sanchez.A club spokesman said: “Declan is a working class boy from Galway whose grandfather was an Argentinian human rights activist and a close friend of Che Guevara.“Declan joined Celtic at the age of seven after being spotted by Kenny Dalglish, adopted by Charlie Nicholas and trained by Henrik Larsson. When he is not creating and scoring magnificent goals he writes poetry about imperialist oppression.“And he has the voice of an angel.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 30,774 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bheast Skelper 411 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Wonder if you can get done for calling a made up, non existing cunt a durty fenian basturt? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanhentze 14,073 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Brilliant! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancedeangers1 287 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Was he registered in time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,409 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 “And he has the voice of an angel.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai_Johansen 978 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcosseBear 614 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
offminorthreat 1,463 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,549 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Love it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,526 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 haha! Brilliant! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott72 25 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 They specialize in fiction. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brubear 2,905 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 This needs reported to UEFA I could be wrong but I don't think young Declan was registered to play. Surely they must forfeit the game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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