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Guess the next Takeover Saga...


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#1 John Eric Bartholomew

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:08 AM

Right, I don't think things can get any more ridiculous, with Green buying Bury and Bomber backin Stephen to buy Rangers.

I want you to all to name a ricidulous scenario, in an attempt to guess what breaking news we see today.

I think Charlies Nicholas will ride down Edmiston Drive on a white horse, fronting a consortium of billionaires sheikhs. He can't bear to see the club suffer like this.

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#2 Dennis

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:16 AM

Jimmy Carr will buy Rangers with all the money he has saved in tax avoidance. Celtc fans will demand his dvds be taken off the shelves of hmv, saying comedy integrity is at risk and Kevin Bridges was cheated.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:28 AM

View PostDarcheVinny, on 21 June 2012 - 05:08 AM, said:

Right, I don't think things can get any more ridiculous, with Green buying Bury and Bomber backin Stephen to buy Rangers.

I want you to all to name a ricidulous scenario, in an attempt to guess what breaking news we see today.

I think Charlies Nicholas will ride down Edmiston Drive on a white horse, fronting a consortium of billionaires sheikhs. He can't bear to see the club suffer like this.

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Oh no, Charlie Ridiculous only ever rides white unicorns, and only on cobbled streets.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:05 AM

I heard that J.P. McManus has joined forces with TBK.  A new improved bid will be submitted tomorrow.

A McManus spokesman has indicated that Martin O'Neil will be the new Director of Football.  Paul Lambert will replace Alistair McCoist as the club manager.  

David Leggat and Alex Thompson will be in charge of media relations.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:12 AM

View PostDennis, on 21 June 2012 - 05:16 AM, said:

Jimmy Carr will buy Rangers with all the money he has saved in tax avoidance. Celtc fans will demand his dvds be taken off the shelves of hmv, saying comedy integrity is at risk and Kevin Bridges was cheated.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:18 AM

We'll get a straight choice between D3 and keeping our history, and SPL and losing it. Green will choose the wrong one and we'll be fucked forever.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:20 AM

A thai ladyboy will make a bid for Rangers only for the worlds tallest dwarf to outbid him/her

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:29 AM

Martin Bain along with Fergus Mcann and Graham Speirs launch an audacious bid to gain control of us. They have Muff in my as new manager sorry I meant Ralf Ragnick as new manager.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:31 AM

View PostRfc52, on 21 June 2012 - 06:20 AM, said:

A thai ladyboy will make a bid for Rangers only for the worlds tallest dwarf to outbid him/her

Well we may as well get shafted by a Thai ladyboy because it seems every other cunt is trying to fuck us good and proper these days :anguish:

THEN you say Bernie Ecclestone is going to outbid the chick with a dick????????? You should take up screen writing ya bassa :craphead:

BTW! What's the ladyboy's name..... Suk-yer-kok ?  :P

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:35 AM

Billy Smart and Cotterells the Circus owners put in a joint bid as they claim its the best Circus they have seen, then the Pavilion Theatre outbid them as its coming up to the pantomine season.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:43 AM

Bill Miller back in for Rangers, he plans to join the MLS league, Ibrox to be moved stone by stone to Chattanooga

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:47 AM

View PostOzblue, on 21 June 2012 - 06:31 AM, said:

Well we may as well get shafted by a Thai ladyboy because it seems every other cunt is trying to fuck us good and proper these days :anguish:

THEN you say Bernie Ecclestone is going to outbid the chick with a dick????????? You should take up screen writing ya bassa :craphead:

BTW! What's the ladyboy's name..... Suk-yer-kok ?  :P
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#13 John Eric Bartholomew

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:50 AM

Rfc52 has yanked his chain 3 times already, just reading that thai lady boys name.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:51 AM

View PostDarcheVinny, on 21 June 2012 - 06:50 AM, said:

Rfc52 has yanked his chain 3 times already, just reading that thai lady boys name.
It was 4 actually ;p

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:51 AM

The Queen will bid for the club and appoint Prince William as Chairman. Upon the day of her sad passing, we'll be led and owned by King Billy.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:57 AM

Maybe someone will launch a proper takeover bid

Someone like

A lifelong fan from Singapore

Eh what about some businessmen with Rangers at heart. Like our white knight but maybe in blue

Eh what about a bid fronted by a legend

Eh what about a bid from a wealthy mhank supporter

Eh...

Got it

Robert Wiseman has sold his dairy business. He could buy us

And milk us for everything

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:59 AM

Eric Morecombe is gonny appear in a Roman centurions uniform and announce we are taking over Luton

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:59 AM

fronting a bid from a surrealist consortium,  lucy in the sky with diamonds and a bycicle are expected to bid later last night

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 07:04 AM

A new consortium led by David Hasslehoff is to sweep into power at Ibrox tomorrow.

Members include:

Jean Claude Van Damme, Bobcat Goldthwaite (for press conferences) and Alec Baldwin.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 07:37 AM

The Venky's to buy us and we have to be ran by one of their headless chickens