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#21 rayq81

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:20 PM

And I thought Pandas were useless

#22 gazza27

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:20 PM

interesting <cr>

#23 DietofWorms

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:21 PM

View PostKeyserSoze, on 20 September 2012 - 06:07 PM, said:

What kinda boat was it?
Not a big one.

#24 Leeds_Bear

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:26 PM

:lol:

#25 FifeBearette

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:30 PM

Zoomer.
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#26 bornabear

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:30 PM

View PostJCDBigBear, on 20 September 2012 - 06:18 PM, said:

Cellulitis is usually caused by bacterial infection not stress.

As for your story, I doubt I would want to broadcast that particular tale.


Probably stressed from drinking in a pub after an unwashed had left a bacterial infection.

#27 wallsman

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:30 PM

View Postgogzy, on 20 September 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

say it out loud while you read it.   :lol:
:lol: :lol:  note to self dont post when smoking and drinking early cuz of uefa cup matches start early doh .. he did say his ring was raw tho :lol: :lol:  nothing to with me  :lol: :lol: :wub:

#28 BEARGER

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:31 PM

Another minute of my life I'll never get back.

#29 eosmhdo

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:34 PM

Was this guy on Ross Kemp the other night? :sherlock:

#30 GMac

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:34 PM

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This is the sort of thing Oscar Wilde would have written if he was a Giraffe playing with Alphabet Spaghetti.

#31 Chuck_Fickens

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:38 PM

I think he's broken.

#32 Rfc52

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:42 PM

View PostKeyserSoze, on 20 September 2012 - 06:07 PM, said:

What kinda boat was it?
A fucking banana boat

#33 wallsman

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:42 PM

View PostGMac, on 20 September 2012 - 06:34 PM, said:

This is the sort of thing Oscar Wilde would have written if he was a Giraffe playing with Alphabet Spaghetti.
have you not dissertation to write you pretentious wee shite :wanker:

#34 Hamie

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:43 PM

Proof that babies conceived in Gartloch hospital do go on to live independent lives.

#35 GMac

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:45 PM

View Postwallsman, on 20 September 2012 - 06:42 PM, said:

have you not dissertation to write you pretentious wee shite :wanker:


:lol:


Steady.

#36 KeyserSoze

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:46 PM

View PostGMac, on 20 September 2012 - 06:45 PM, said:

:lol:


Steady.

Yea, come on don't rock the boat

#37 linfield1690

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:47 PM

Op is a bigmadblackparrotman sitting on his bunghole scratching arse then going tae a parade in gettin a hammering aff eh polis afore he gets hame in scratches his arse in shouts "wheres ma boat?" IS FOR REAL!

#38 fyfe

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:51 PM

View Postwallsman, on 20 September 2012 - 05:57 PM, said:

mate just texted me and said he has it and doc told him it is with the stress of the gers plight , he does live and breathe the gers but he can be a bit of a liar says it round his ring too..lol.. dont know a lot about it but can that happen? got me thinking though has anybody got stories of following rangers and suffering for it.. i went to a parade blocked all day night .. next day after couple of vods away to gers match , got arrested decked cop (the cunts give me some hammering round stomach when they cuffed me) got home next day to find my boat nicked from driveway( not big boat)then shit blood for three days  :craphead:

Does this doctor operate in an alley or under a bridge by any chance :lol:

#39 loyalfollower

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:51 PM

Ha ha! Cant believe ive just read that. Funny as f**k though!!!!

#40 Rfc52

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:53 PM

View Postfyfe, on 20 September 2012 - 06:51 PM, said:

Does this doctor operate in an alley or under a bridge by any chance :lol:
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