Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Subject: Celtic FC press statement As 2012 draws to a close the directors players and staff of Celtic fc would like to pay tribute to all our friends within the press and wider media for their great work in highlighting all that you could to discredit the Rangers and all those connected to them . Whilst our collective ultimate aim was not realised , which is down mainly to the failure of agents Duff & Phelps , it was a sterling effort .In particular the BBC have to be given a special mention in managing to do so much yet avoid a full scale investigation from the parent company in England due to the clear bias shown in our favour .The many occasions we have been forced as a club to apologise this year , the lads at the BBC managed to understand the code words of " the great reputation of our fans worldwide" and forced a media blackout for sometimes days at a time. It is clear the bhoys within HMRC have let us down badly here and as investigations are still going on through Dr Reid I cannot explain the full reason for failure here , however there are strong rumours of innocence on the Rangers side which we find difficult to understand.The last week where our backbone of ǝpɐbıɹq uǝǝɹb ǝɥʇ had a bit of Craic in the north was a very tough period for you all to suppress , however you stood firm till 6 days later despite all honest media covering it widely within hours . Even when you did have to release the stories the suppression and vague reporting will go down in history as the second biggest cover up requested by the club.The young lads at the supporters clubs have asked me to thank you also for keeping their many IRA chants from both radio and tv coverage despite their many IRAoke nights . They have always had the clubs support (despite my cover stories ) and now know you are right behind them .It is clear the Rangers are stronger than we thought as their crowds and manager have shown , therefore we must double our efforts and infiltrate further into the society to achieve our goal of extermination , independence and of course the follow on of a united Ireland .Keep up the great work Love uncle Peter . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 Sounds official.Traynor leaked it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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