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  1. few beers , then out later (beer) partay
  2. Stay away from ma burd <pbag> <rattat> partay
  3. In days of old, this young sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing ship. He asked the captain about sex life, since there would be no women on the ship. "Don' ye worry about it, lad. We'll make sure your needs are taken care of." After about 2 weeks at sea, the lad had a bone that wouldn't go away, so he went to ask the captain how to take care of it. "Aye, lad, 'ere's ya key. Go open up the door under the ladder. In there you'll find a barrel, take the bung out of the hole and insert your manhood. I think you'll find this arrangement satisfactory." The lad went down, opened the door, removed the bung, inserted his prick and got his rocks off in record time. In fact, it was SO good he asked for the key the next five nights in a row. On the sixth night, the captain said, "Not tonight, laddie; it's your turn in the barrel." <scared>
  4. A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much. The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway. The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores. Hi George!"
  5. are you open then ? :ph43r: maybe <_<
  6. my boss is a celtic supporter he's been very quiet today
  7. If I get one more f**kin phone call asking if we're open on christmas day I may bloody join you :ph43r:
  8. The tea from our tea machine is <scared> <piss> any chance of hot chocolate
  9. I did have to edit it down to men against boys
  10. could I get mine back too , can't remember , wasn't much but Tescos (every little helps) :turtle:
  11. I feel sick , too much like a huddle <pbag> prefer this wee guy (wish he was blue though) :turtle:
  12. Ha Ha no I'm the bassa you phone when you're mobile's no workin looks a good RFC eh ahh, my mobile doesnt actually work..whats you're number? :ph43r: HKRFC got a ncie ring Phone your supplier if it's T-moblie and you get a cheeky sounding pissed off bassa , it'll probably be me but only for another 26 minutes <bouncy>
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