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Bronzy

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Bronzy last won the day on December 6 2018

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  1. I went to see Brokeback Mountain. I thought it was a western. I'm not—well I hope I'm not homophobic—I swear to god, anyway they told me it was a western, now I'm sitting in the back—I'm watching it and I'm like "where's the guy—I wanna see a guy with a white hat and a guy with a black hat and I wanna see em' shootin' each other up in front of the saloon, y'know?" The last thing I wanna see, is a close-up of a beautiful hot cock slippin' into an asshole. Now, they didn't show that in the movie, but why not? If they're gonna make a movie, make it right! So I wanna be in the back cheering "Go, go sheriff! You'll get the fuckin' townsfolk behind you!" Y'know when it really comes down to it, I don't wanna be fuckin' whackin' off on some guy in front of me and cum all over him, and then he's got cum all over—and then he's yellin', and then who's the homophobe, right? This guy is so fuckin' unsure of his sexuality, he's mad at me because I jizzed all over his face!
  2. @ForeverAndEver @CoatbridgeBear @Ivybank
  3. The only time you have something on your mind is when you wear a hat!
  4. And is that supposed to be an insult? Just FYI, I'm 5'2, 125 lbs, 50% body fat. Beefy shoulders, slippery, greasy back (deadlift PR of 20 lbs), a jungle of chest hair, a hitler moustache, plump forearms, double chin, and the majority of my wardrobe is made up of Logan Paul merch. I'm an Instagram girl's wet dream, and I still turn that shit down since I have better options throwing themselves at me nearly every time I go out in public.
  5. How dare you. Some fucking cheek.
  6. Reported for homophobia ps would shag govanblue (not in a gay way)
  7. UEFA have published the groups for the draw on Monday. Our opponents will be one of the following: 1 Wolverhampton Wanderers FC (ENG) / Crusaders FC (NIR) 2 Legia Warszawa (POL) / KuPS Kuopio (FIN) 3 KAA Gent (BEL) / FC Viitorul (ROU) 4 FC Midtjylland (DEN) 5 AZ Alkmaar (NED) / BK Häcken (SWE)
  8. Fuck sake Some folk never learn...
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