bawbaggery

Let me explain, I will type slowly, Big Lafffs has started approx 79 times for us whither he started at kick off or the 90th minute, you manipulated the figures to suit your laffable (geddit?) theory. Striker ma baws.

You obviously missed the real stats. Works out at roughly £207,000 per goal, excluding wages.

Well after 14 pages the question has to be asked, does anyone believe the rst has any future or any place in club affairs.

Don't mention it, facts at all times, like below big Laffs career totals. Career total games 174 goals 32 Striker ms baws.

Fixed that for you m8.

Naw.

Enlarge ?

We start by shootin' the dissenters,

Donald runs the club.

Surely the rst motto is, Never Ready.

I must admit you were an apt pupil, perhaps we should have an "RM Eejits club" only those proven eejits granted membership, so that is you and I in for starters, maybe we could have an eejit avatar to distinguish us from the more lucid of our fellow posters. Rather good don't you think.

Something you appear to have a degree in.

Anything that is done in the clubs name should be accountable to the club.

What cups record.