The Dude

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  1. No he won't. He's been offered around 6k p/w apparently.
  2. So he was a kid. We got Barrie McKay at 16 from Killie. 😉
  3. You are. Terry was the last Chelsea kid to come through and make an impact there long term.
  4. I've had it confirmed by the club that he has a contract offer on the table from Chelsea. No mention of a house but certainly been an offer made by them
  5. I've asked him directly but no response yet. Will update when/if I hear anything.
  6. What amazes me is I've been going to Ibrox now for almost 25 years and never had cops wade in to try lift me. For a long time I went to every game blotto, sitting in BF4, and never a bit of trouble.
  7. Christ knows how he said no to a job he was never offered or even discussed in relation with.
  8. I'd have thought that was more a joke about Scotland's shitey weather than anything else.
  9. There's good reason I bought my ST in the enclosure those ramps make life so much easier for the old timers like me. At least now I'm rapidly approaching 31 I'll be able to get a stairlift installed at home.
  10. Aye a boycott that wasn't a boycott iirc.
  11. Aye. I'm never at Ibrox. Rarely make it to any games.
  12. Should try it and find out.
  13. Both.
  14. I did yes. These things happened before UB and will continue to happen once you guys hit puberty. Thousands of us marched in Manchester for example. But you keep telling yourself it wouldn't have happened without UB. Knowing me? You wouldn't know me from Adam.
  15. I had a cunt of a hangover. 😂
  16. You can only piss with the cock you've got.
  17. You should probably understand the role punctuation plays in forming a sentence before accusing someone of illiteracy. Although, tbh, for someone who is "illiterate" I do a cracking job of hiding it to the point where I'm paid to write about Rangers full-time.
  18. The UB were responsible for the unbelievable following for a friendly? Over egging the pudding a bit there kid?
  19. Funnily enough...
  20. Just over 30? Ooft. You'll need a bedpan soon brother.
  21. Think he's wired into White Lightning now so he can sober up a bit before he has to be back in the house at 11.
  22. I'm not sure what part of the world you live in but where I am from there's not any 30 year olds with a need for a bed pan 😂 What does the capacity of Ibrox have to do with creating an atmosphere inside Ibrox? Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, engaging the other 49,000 punters in the stadium might just go a little bit further than only engaging the 'hundreds'. Stuck in the past? What the fuck are you slavering on about? What's the classic case with me? Fabricating lies? Go on then and humour me and back that one up. Please. I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
  23. You asked me if I know them personally. I said I knew some and they are wee fannies. If you managed to turn that into all you should probably spend more time doing your English homework than watching Spanish fitba for chants to borrow. Hundreds? Thank fuck Ibrox doesn't hold tens of thousands of people. Does this make you an even sillier wee bastard for greeting over someone greeting over some fans singing? We could get down quite the rabbit hole here. What me and my pals were like when I was that age is completely irrelevant since it was a fairly long time ago now but tbh, we never viewed ourselves as the self anointed saviours of the Ibrox atmosphere just because we had a high chair to stand on and a wee megaphone to shout through.
  24. Some of them I do know personally. They travel on the same bus as me every week and are silly wee fannies. How much of a silly wee bastard must you be to go and stand with your back to the pitch for most of the game just so you can shout through a megaphone when there's a game of football on the pitch?