BlearyEyedBear

Dropping like flies.

Barasic, Grezda and Lafferty. Waste of £4mil right there. We have to be smarter in the summer with recruitment of players.

De Gea

Doubtful with Rafa in charge. He’ll probs play the kids against his beloved reds.

De Gea

I bet there was a few in the Stretford End who did a little fist-pump when City scored.

Leeds have blown their chance of automatic promotion.

Khan is a fraud.

Form is temporary...class is permanent.

Poor cunt looks like the Predator.

Sunday’s race reminded me why I don’t bother watching F1 anymore. Absolute snorefest.

It was only a matter of time. Couldn’t last the season without blowing up. Cunt of a man.

That was Messi-esque from Hazard.

Liverpool are playing shit.

Danny should take a step outside his bubble and into the real world. If it wasn’t for football, he wouldn’t be able to afford those nights out.

I hope during your shifts today you all spare a thought for poor downtrodden Danny Rose. It’s tough earning thousands of pounds playing professional football in front of crowds of adoring fans in a brand new, state-of-the-art stadium, but someone’s got to do it. Hang in there Danny.

Tearing down the old Boleyn Ground was a desecration to football. GSB sold the West Ham fans a lie to line their own pockets.

They’ve got a cheek to call us zombies. Look at the state of that.

*An earlier version of this story appeared suggesting the 47-year-old man had died. It has since emerged this is not the case. The Evening Times apologises unreservedly for the distress this error has caused. Everyday is Fools' Day at the ET.

Arsenal above Spurs Normal service has been resumed.

Bring out your dead