big blue Fin

Why the fuck could this not have happened before he joined us.

It's marginally better than trying to figure out how many goals our useless players will let them walk into our net. The sooner this season's over the better.

Not a fucking chance. Not with this group of players, not with this board led by liar in chief king and I remain to be persuaded about Caixinha.

The culprit is dave king in a janitors mask. I'd a gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids

I'd be a lot angrier at the way our defence leaks fucking goals.

Definitely a chairman.

Here's a lift straight from the sfa website and a link to the same page where the photo at the top of the page explains a lot. http://www.scottishfa.co.uk/scottish_football.cfm?page=3605 Law Twelve << LAW ELEVEN LAW THIRTEEN >> LAW 12 - FOULS AND MISCONDUCT Direct free kick A direct free kick is awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following seven offences in a manner considered by the referee to be careless, reckless or using excessive force: • kicks or attempts to kick an opponent • trips or attempts to trip an opponent • jumps at an opponent • charges an opponent • strikes or attempts to strike an opponent • pushes an opponent • tackles an opponent A direct free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if a player commits any of the following three offences: • holds an opponent • spits at an opponent • handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area) A direct free kick is taken from the place where the offence occurred (see Law 13 - Position of free kick). Penalty kick A penalty kick is awarded if any of the above ten offences is committed by a player inside his own penalty area, irrespective of the position of the ball, provided it is in play. Indirect free kick An indirect free kick is awarded to the opposing team if a goalkeeper, inside his own penalty area, commits any of the following four offences: • controls the ball with his hands for more than six seconds before releasing it from his possession • touches the ball again with his hands after he has released it from his possession and before it has touched another player • touches the ball with his hands after it has been deliberately kicked to him by a team-mate • touches the ball with his hands after he has received it directly from a throw-in taken by a team-mate An indirect free kick is also awarded to the opposing team if, in the opinion of the referee, a player: • plays in a dangerous manner • impedes the progress of an opponent • prevents the goalkeeper from releasing the ball from his hands • commits any other offence, not previously mentioned in Law 12, for which play is stopped to caution or send off a player The indirect free kick is taken from the place where the offence occurred (see Law 13 - Position of free kick). Disciplinary sanctions The yellow card is used to communicate that a player, substitute or substituted player has been cautioned. The red card is used to communicate that a player, substitute or substituted player has been sent off. Only a player, substitute or substituted player may be shown the red or yellow card. The referee has the authority to take disciplinary sanctions from the moment he enters the field of play until he leaves the field of play after the final whistle. A player who commits a cautionable or sending-off offence, either on or off the field of play, whether directed towards an opponent, a team-mate, the referee, an assistant referee or any other person, is disciplined according to the nature of the offence committed. Cautionable offences A player is cautioned and shown the yellow card if he commits any of the following seven offences: • unsporting behaviour • dissent by word or action • persistent infringement of the Laws of the Game • delaying the restart of play • failure to respect the required distance when play is restarted with a corner kick, free kick or throw-in • entering or re-entering the field of play without the referee's permission • deliberately leaving the field of play without the referee's permission A substitute or substituted player is cautioned if he commits any of the following three offences: • unsporting behaviour • dissent by word or action • delaying the restart of play Sending-off offences A player, substitute or substituted player is sent off if he commits any of the following seven offences: • serious foul play • violent conduct • spitting at an opponent or any other person • denying the opposing team a goal or an obvious goalscoring opportunity by deliberately handling the ball (this does not apply to a goalkeeper within his own penalty area) • denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity to an opponent moving towards the player's goal by an offence punishable by a free kick or a penalty kick • using offensive, insulting or abusive language and/or gestures • receiving a second caution in the same match A player, substitute or substituted player who has been sent off must leave the vicinity of the field of play and the technical area. Now correct me if I'm wrong but isn't retaliation considered to be either "serious foul play" or "violent conduct"? In which case how the fuck can they downgrade the legoeater's red cart to a yellow?

Nope, not even close. I love both Rugby Union and American Football but this isn't the place to debate the merits of either sport regardless of how good they are.

You're welcome to your opinion, you're wrong, but you're welcome to it all the same.

Nah, it's American Football.

How can you say that? Didn't you know that they're the second best team in Scottish Football, according to the gap toothed cunt who mismanages them anyway

A Rangers fan stabbed, Rangers fans beat up, young Rangers fans bottled. There is obviously nothing news worthy in any of it, at least according to the jolly craicsters in the mhedia in our fenian infested wee cuntry.

I suffer from depression, supporting Rangers and the Denver Broncos ain't making life easy.

Why not? At least he tries, unlike some others in our team.

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away........ I fear it's going to take a long time for our club to ascend to the dizzying heights we once knew, a time when we actually respected rather than reviled. Unfortunately I don't believe I'll be alive to see it, I'm 52 this year and I reckon it won't happen in what's left of my lifetime.

Miller and Dodoo I'd keep at Ibrox. Waghorn has been dreadful this year and Garner is a loose cannon who seems more interested in starting fights than scoring goals. If we get offers for either of them I'd say take it.

NO. He walked out on our club when we needed loyalty so fuck him.

I've never been so happy to be skint

I can't see anyone with serious money being willing to invest in our club just now, not while king is involved. I certainly wouldn't.

One of the very few times I've been glad that I'm unemployed at the moment.

Murty got a draw at the glitterdome with this team, if Pedro was as good as he's supposed to be then he should have at least been able to match that. He's got another chance this weekend to prove he's got what it takes and isn't just another empty shirt dancing to king's tune.

I don't even remember him. He must have been rank.

Fuck it. It was the manager's fault. Right new windows coming up courtesy of the GHA

I just had to do it specially for you, knew you'd bite, however given how far downhill our country has gone, do you honestly expect anything different?