I got signed off work for a few weeks so bought it and started an unemployed, no badges or experience career.
Took over Dover in the Conference half way through the season. Finished midtable. Took them to the playoffs next season but lost. Had a shite start to the next season so resigned before they sacked me.
Got the job at FC United but struggled like fuck. Think I won my first 6/7 games, and then didn't win in 15. Got sacked.
Waited a while to try and get a better offer than Woking, Hemel Hempstead etc. Finally been offered Swindon and Oxford jobs. Both are in the relegation zone in League 2 in December. Swindon have 5 more points, but Oxford are offering me £3.4M to spend instead of £1M at Swindon. Think I'm gonna go with the money.