Bobby Hume

"We're gonna need a bigger tent" .... marque(e) my words .... 😛 🇬🇧

0-3 to lift the title at the tattle dome wins it for me .... the huddle was like a fourth goal ... and it made the middens go even more mental .... definitely one of the best feelings to humiliate and shame them on their own doorstep. 🇬🇧

100% correct mate. He was asked when he arrived what made him choose Rangers over the other clubs who were interested in him ... (forget if they were mentioned .... but the money was much more than what he would be on with us) .... and he said basically what you said mate. In his drive around interview with Kris Boyd ... he hasn't changed that view ... and if anything is even more determined to succeed with Rangers ... so I doubt any other club will tempt him to leave for a better salary any time soon .... as he seems to have a very strong liking for the football vibe that surrounds Rangers and Glasgow ..... making it all sound good for the future. King saying what he said .... is just King spouting his usual ill-timed pish talk ... (We should be sharing league tiles with the beasts shite) .... Aye right ....😛 🇬🇧

Aye .... He'll be thinking .... What the fuck did I just do ... wasting 18 months of my life in that shit hole ... when I could have been here sooner and saved this brilliant Club and its support from charlatans ..... plus .... doing some running up and down Hamiltonhill road .... just when the dinner is getting made and taking in the smell of meth getting cooked organically .... Aye fuck Monaco ... 😛 🇬🇧

A .... Shillelagh ..... like no other ... T'be sure ..... 😛 🇬🇧

"The nearer the bone ... The sweeter the meat" ...... I have a feeling we will not just beat them mate .... I think we may well make Burnt out Bwenda Cwy .... 😛 🇬🇧

Happy Birthday and many more .... to the Famous Glasgow Rangers. ⚽️🎂⚽️🎂⚽️ 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Yeah! .... Marking their own homework as per usual and finding nothing wrong. 🇬🇧

Fuck the lot of them ..... All I can say is .... see all you also rans in May when we lift number 56 and have an open top bus public parade continually driving round George's Square ... just to let them all know that Glasgow belongs to us. 🇬🇧

Wish I could give this post more than just a like mate ..... as it says it all about these scummy twats. 🇬🇧

My MOTM last night ..... and he has been improving under the new Manager ..... he will be feeling like we all feel just now .. pissed off. Yes he still has a howler in him ... but when I look back at players with more skill and talent than Him .... Big Ammo for instance ..... it just shows that there is a howler or two in any player no matter the level of skill they have. Hopefully JS can carry his good form to the end of the season and help the team reap the rewards they all deserve for their efforts. 🇬🇧

Glad he is on the mend with no serious injury and just a concussion mate. Even more glad .... as had he had a more serious injury that could have laid him off for a longer period ..... there was every chance that the ambulance chasers from the Savilledome would use this as a reason to body swerve any important fixture that would give them the unfair advantage they crave ... like the blood sucking leeches and professional mourners they are ... with Hibs being their soul brothers and all that .... 😛 🇬🇧

Watched it on RTV .... and just before kick off the camera scanned the Hibs crowd ..... my fuck was there some amount of what looked like a mixture of "The Walking Dead" and extras from a Tennessee disaster film .... again mixed with some straight out of "Deliverance". The Sun must just fucking hate Leith and it looks like it has been avoiding it for centuries ... the physical deprivation of the inhabitants of that part of Bonnie Scotland are definitely down to a major lack of vitamin D ... along with every other vitamin. Yet here I am happy as a chocolate faced child at Easter time .... smiling from earhole to arsehole at their "sooper dooper" meltdown. 🇬🇧

If I only had ... time ... 😛 🇬🇧

All together now !!!!! ..... 🎵 ... Dio ... Dio ... Diomande pass and Tommy score de goal ... Dio ... Dio ...🎵 The lad will be invaluable to us in the run in to winning 56. 🇬🇧

Well written complimentary account of a young lad's journey to the top. Especially for all us Rangers followers ... as he is now one of ours ... what a feeling it must have been for Dujon when the ball hit the back of the net last night and sent literally millions of us worldwide going delirious with delight ... echoing his joy at scoring such an important first ever professional goal. Hope he has got a taste for it now and scores for us next week again ..... as two is always better than one ... 😛 🇬🇧

Top post mate 🇬🇧

I have a simple method that helps me through the times when these snottering simpletons come out with all their shite. Balance ... balance and more balance. This allows me to despise hate and abhor them all with an equal intensity that supersedes the necessity to pick one filthy loser over the other. Thereby releasing endorphins in my brain that give me the utmost pleasure ... allowing me to laugh my arse off at them while improving my own personal Wellbeing ...😛 🇬🇧

He is by far the saddest ... sickest ... most embarrassing specimen of unadulterated shite to have landed on our shores since the Lurgan bigot set foot here. They do seem to have a knack of picking right throbbers though ... I'll give them that ............ Yada! ...Yada! .... Slurp! ... Gurgle! 🇬🇧

I think the Blackpool Beach Donkey Union will have to be allowed to Mule over that employment suggestion at their next assembly of members mate .... it's only fair. 🇬🇧

Very sad indeed ... condolences to his family and friends. 🇬🇧

Sterling never made contact for his booking .... and some of their players should have been booked for simulation .... it's just downright cheating. 🇬🇧

Can't speak highly enough of The Gaffer .... he is a powerful unit who walks the walk ..... unlike the previous imposter who couldn't. 🇬🇧

Bit of a bitch that own goal ..... if only he could connect so clinically at the other end we would be way ahead in the league ... bit of a bitch that own goal. 🇬🇧

I hope Mr. C is playing a blinder here and attacking these delinquents and preserving the good name of our Away Team ....😛 🇬🇧