FrozenTundras

The whiff of timothy is overwhelming. . .

Haha! There's only 14 players on the pitch, and two of them are Bruno Alves!

Fuck off. He's only just got some of his players in the door, and he's shipped out a lot of the utter shite Warburton left him with. Open your fucking eyes. Or if you prefer, go bark at some caravans.

Fuck me, he's a moron? Gie's peace wae the ridiculous OTT Pedro-bashing.

It's a simple Portuguese proverb. It's not 'stupid shit' unless you're an ignorant half-wit. You do realise you're one of the barking dogs, right??

No it isn't, it's a Portuguese proverb. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/dogs_bark,_but_the_caravans_move_on

Stick it into chordify.net and you get this: https://chordify.net/chords/the-rangers-chorus-dave-the-rave You'll need to work out your own open string hammer-ons and sus4 pull-offs, missus.

5. Nigel Spackman Bollocks, too late. Someone needs to do a summary of correct answers so far. Cunts.

It's not a rumour, it's a load of bollocks lifted from Ill-Phil's rancid hate-blog. The original had us leasing from the SFA, until it was pointed out to him that Hampdump is owned by Queen's Park.

It 100% is fake as fuck. You can hear the background noise and the volume changes when it loops. And let's face it, if our commentators did this sort of thing we'd slag it them off as being a bit mental. Look at the reaction Jonathan Pearce got when he joined MotD.

Don't think we can recall him before the end of the season anyway. He's registered as a QotS player, he can't be re-registered to us before the transfer window opens. Technically, we could cancel his contract with QotS, but he still couldn't play for us at any level.

It still won't stop people repeating the "he said he'd spend £30M on players" myth. Especially the media.

Stokes is up in court in Dublin on the 20th of January for serious assault. Nobody will go near him until he gets past that. Hopefully justice prevails and he gets the jail. Funny how nobody in the press seem aware of it.

This the one against Hearts? The one I remember was along the deck rather than from a high ball.

Think it was Jonathon Sutherland, presents Sportscene on the Beeb.