Daft cunt should never have admitted it, obviously a duty lawyer who was advising him. Should have played the photoshopped defence.....
Seans Lawyer: Sorry, but that's a photoshop of a screenshot yer honour.
Judge: Has Facebook been asked to provide proof?
Seans Lawyer: Yes, but they have denied our request. They routinely deny requests from the authorities regarding child abuse pictures (as widely documented in the press) - we've been told that this won't be looked into or taken further as it doesn't rank or rate within their 'abuse or offence categories'.
Judge: Haw, PF - did you carry out a forensic examination of the accused's laptop/phone/tablet
PF: No sorry your honour, we were hoping that FB would provide the relevant info
Judge: Is it possible that it's photoshopped.
PF: Nae idea...
Judge: Not guilty, you are free to go Mr Cowan
Sean. Cheers yer honour. Nae surrender. FTP & TLB.