Thank you for your kind invitation, but I feel already that my freedom of speech, in pointing out a flat out lie (not getting annoyed about an opinion) has already been somewhat attacked by your response. That's after just one post in a long time. That doesn't really fit with your later description of what you are trying to lure me into.
Look at the welcome I just got from you, "Star Player" from Greenock, Greenock FFS and you have the hard neck to ridicule my home town. Greenock, jesus, that's a mindboggling lack of self awareness, right there.
Then you move on to accusing me of being a mouthpiece of CH's. I have no idea what you are wittering about there.
Then you invite me skinny dipping and deeply hurt as I am I would consider it, if you at least invite me out to dinner first.