Reminiscing about games of old, I mind being on a jam packed subway and everyone crammed in like sardines shouting " if ye canny dae the bouncy" etc on very cold February night vs AC Milan. Pulling up to Ibrox I feel a warm sensation down my the calf of my leg. As I make my way to get off the train, the wee guy behind me looks at me and bolts up the stairs. Due the inclement weather I look down and see my leg steaming from the wee dude's pish. Subsequently... sitting in Ibrox later that night, the two guys directly behind me are having the discussion " a mind in the good old days you used to get pished on while oan the train, doesny happen any mare, gon are the days" ? With my leg steaming in the cold February air, I though they were ripping the pish. Happy days ?