Carsons Dog

Why would I sign a petition where the person who has started it doesn’t even capitalise his first and last name?

Where does he say he is unlikely to stay? 
He says he is Liverpool’s player. Which he is. 

Not a town obviously but Borders is turning into a bigger Rangers area. 6 busses every week; Kelso Hawick Selkirk Gala Tweed valley and Berwick all running busses not bad. 

He’s gotta be on a register somewhere 

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

If ever the Union Bears are struggling for a banner/card display 😁

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

Remember being at the airport after we had played them at Hampden.
There were about 12 of us and loads of them as the Dublin flight was due out.
There was a bit of facing up and verbals until one of our guys 🤔 told them just to “get on the plane ya paedos”
This sent them into a complete tailspin and the woman from WH Smith called the old bill.
One of the more sensible ones said that banter was banter but don’t call us paedos as that’s a step too far.
He went apeshit when i said “Stop shaggin weans and we will stop calling you paedos”
The old bill arrived and shuffled them all towards their departure gate greeting and moaning 😂

what a fucking mess of a tart is that fat slag. Trying to dance as she gets flung out. You would need the hubble telescope to take your passport photo ya fat fenian tramp.

Was a good evening, enjoyed it 

Helped them out in Vienna - my RSC will be donating 👍

Helped them out in Vienna - my RSC will be donating 👍

The lack of self awareness is magnificent 😂

The lack of self awareness is magnificent 😂

I had a 22 hour day on Saturday, drove 500 miles, drank my body weight in alcohol, sang and bounced for 90 minutes and I still couldn’t get to fukkin sleep at the end of it. 😛

I had a 22 hour day on Saturday, drove 500 miles, drank my body weight in alcohol, sang and bounced for 90 minutes and I still couldn’t get to fukkin sleep at the end of it. 😛

I had a 22 hour day on Saturday, drove 500 miles, drank my body weight in alcohol, sang and bounced for 90 minutes and I still couldn’t get to fukkin sleep at the end of it. 😛

I had a 22 hour day on Saturday, drove 500 miles, drank my body weight in alcohol, sang and bounced for 90 minutes and I still couldn’t get to fukkin sleep at the end of it. 😛

I had a 22 hour day on Saturday, drove 500 miles, drank my body weight in alcohol, sang and bounced for 90 minutes and I still couldn’t get to fukkin sleep at the end of it. 😛