Your almost there big man.
One final pic of a blue welly boot with a bottle of buckie inside it and I guarantee you the main lads on here will accept you.
Good luck.
Not sure any of the names listed would do a job without the resources needed to challenge the scum....big investment is needed on a manager and players otherwise we'll continue circling the drain in the doldrums of 4th-2nd place for the foresable future.