Wullie! 8 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 <sesm> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry6. We need to talk = You're in trouble7. Sure, go ahead = You better not8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?MEN'S ENGLISH:1. I am hungry = I am hungry2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy3. I am tired = I am tired4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!5. I love you = Let's have sex now6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mrs-Burke 0 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 x Mrs Burke x. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay. tee heex Mrs Burke x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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