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we had 3 rabbits when i was young

my mum always liked us to have fruit,sayed, it would do me good.

as per usual..mums are right,i have huge ears and am attracted to women with "bob" hairstyles and i liked bunny girls.

i wont buck the trend....p.s..i can hear you as you type..

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we had 3 rabbits when i was young

my mum always liked us to have fruit,sayed, it would do me good.

as per usual..mums are right,i have huge ears and am attracted to women with "bob" hairstyles and i liked bunny girls.

i wont buck the trend....p.s..i can hear you as you type..

:mutley:

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Why is a boxing ring square?

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

Where was this said rabbit poo?

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

Where was this said rabbit poo?

On the floor. He had been eating raisins and assumed he dropped one :lol:

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

told you..but it was you..wasnt it Lynn ?

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

told you..but it was you..wasnt it Lynn ?

:lol:

No, I hate raisins :pierre:

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

told you..but it was you..wasnt it Lynn ?

:lol:

No, I hate raisins :pierre:

What about rabbit poo?

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

told you..but it was you..wasnt it Lynn ?

:lol:

No, I hate raisins :pierre:

quick answer..

2 secs.............."starsky or hutch " ?

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Raisins are really good. Not the rabbit poo. :sick:

Numan, did you hear me type??

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

told you..but it was you..wasnt it Lynn ?

:lol:

No, I hate raisins :pierre:

quick answer..

2 secs.............."starsky or hutch " ?

Neither :pierre:

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nobody eats them

and they are full of pricks....how come they are not zillions of them..

"the mating thing,we will leave to another day" poor porcupiness.

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My friend ate a rabbit poo once by mistake thinking it was a raisin.

told you..but it was you..wasnt it Lynn ?

:lol:

2 secs..its a lifetime eh ?

No, I hate raisins :pierre:

quick answer..

2 secs.............."starsky or hutch " ?

Neither :pierre:

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nobody eats them

and they are full of pricks....how come they are not zillions of them..

"the mating thing,we will leave to another day" poor porcupiness.

They get knocked down crossing the road. :disappointment:

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What

we have hedgehogs..you..like all Texans have to have something bigger.

and so it doesnt offend anyone,they have to be black and white.

anyway..what eats them ?

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They make excellent headwear for russian communists.

:pierre:

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I don't think I've ever seen a porcupine in the wild

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he just let rip.

a tip"you light a match and the stink goes away"

ok..he is still on fire..but its raining,so he will be ok

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I don't think I've ever seen a porcupine in the wild

Lots up in this area, you see them as roadkill too. I was out a walk once a saw one up a tree, I have a picture somewhere of it.

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I don't think I've ever seen a porcupine in the wild

plenty tame ones around you then Tex...or are you in high flats ?

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he just let rip.

a tip"you light a match and the stink goes away"

ok..he is still on fire..but its raining,so he will be ok

did it knock Becky unconscious?

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