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On 16/10/2018 at 20:30, bigsasasfloopyhair said:

Subject: The Golf Book 

I have written a book I’m quite proud of and in order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 20+ years of golfing experience.   

Highlights  include:   

Chapter 1)  How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt   

Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee   

Chapter 3)  How to Get More Distance off the Shank   

Chapter 4)  When to Give the Curator the Finger   

Chapter 5)  Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before  09:00 

Chapter 6)  How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water   

Chapter 7)  How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee   

Chapter 😎  How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee   

Chapter 9)  When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent   

The  book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY  
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole  
A Diego Maradonna  - a nasty 5 footer  
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read  
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't  
A Cuban - needs one more revolution  
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim  
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker  
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand  
A Kate Moss - bit thin  
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional  
A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole
A Rodney King - overclubbed  
An O. J. Simpson - got away with it  
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver  
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver  
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems  
An Elephant's arse - high and shitty  
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good  
A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be  
I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!

Kate Winslett ... almost perfect just a tiny bit fat

Kate and Gerry....horrible but got off with it

Son in Law ...not exactly what you wanted but it’ll do.

neil Lennon Ashton Lane ... a putt             you didn’t hit hard enough.

Bobby Sands..... skinny and horrible.

 

 

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1 minute ago, They Gnu said:

Kate Winslett ... almost perfect just a tiny bit fat

Kate and Gerry....horrible but got off with it

Son in Law ...not exactly what you wanted but it’ll do.

neil Lennon Ashton Lane ... a putt             you didn’t hit hard enough.

Bobby Sands..... skinny and horrible.

 

 

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Just spent an hour at the range with this DST 8 Iron designed to work on compression of the golf ball and a more forward press strike. By fuck does it work. 

Feel like I’ve had a work out due to it forcing you into the correct position.

Anyone else used one? 

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1 hour ago, bigsasasfloopyhair said:

Just spent an hour at the range with this DST 8 Iron designed to work on compression of the golf ball and a more forward press strike. By fuck does it work. 

Feel like I’ve had a work out due to it forcing you into the correct position.

Anyone else used one? 

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FBE77CB1-A801-4058-8697-CB9204AADD45.jpeg

29255FEF-7D63-4935-ABDE-B4C548F64D54.jpeg

Looks like my mates club after he’s fucked a shot and hit a tree.

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10 minutes ago, They Gnu said:

Looks like my mates club after he’s fucked a shot and hit a tree.

Aye it looks fucked up but really works. Winter is going to be productive with this wee club.

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