Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 My subjects and loyal RM posters.Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to one and all.One has decided to deliver a special Christmas Message as your Head of (getting into a right) State for RM gingers, for everyone to mark the end of 2006 . It has been a wonderful year for all at RM, one has found it quite remarkable that my subjects have been loyal and have stood through this year to make this a wonderful place to post. The past year has brought us laughter, tears, sadness, love, happiness and mayhem. But we all stood strong, got drunk and went home in taxi's with nothing in our pockets but loose change, beer mats and flyers for Destiny. Or was that thursday night?Nevermind, one wants to thank you all for your loyalty and coming on here at all hours to tell us how drunk you are. There are a few announcements i would like to make though regarding the future and policies which will be introduced in the New Year.RM's very own canadian has decided to bring himself to Glasgow next year, and i am happy to announce that he will be buying all alcohol for the first RM meet of 2006. Not only that, he has also offered his hotel room as a place to stay and party to all RM members. He does request that there are no chips brought to the hotel.Alcohol: further to this, alcohol induced posting will no longer be frowned upon. RM members must now get steaming drunk and learn the new national language of drunklish. Alcohol-induced posting will become manditory in 2007.Smoking Ban: RM has always been a smoker's paradise ( ) and as such the smoking ban will be lifted, and no longer restricted to the london based pipe-emporium. However, bubble pipes, coffee and newspapers will be axed and made illegal. This is due to the growing trend in the use of recreational smilies.RMFC: One is pleased to announce that RMFC has attracted the interest of a new sponsor, who has agreed to have their name put on the shirts of the team. The highest bidder was Andrex, simply because the team relate well to their type of product. Their words, not mines. A fully seated stadium has been donated to the team too, so if a member could please pick up the old three-piece suite on Paisley Road west and take it to the pitch, it would be appreciated and you can choose which sofa you would like your season ticket for.Celtic Fans: A tolerance zone was set up for the Celtic fans of the board in 2006, and next year we will have further allowances for Celtic fans. RangersMedia have decided to give them full access to the 9 in a row and helicopter sunday videos, plus giving them free Rangers shirts to wear in a bid to aid them in their rehabilitation. It is asked members do not attempt to wear these shirts after the Celtic fans have used them. Please pick them up with tongs, put them in a nearby yellow bin and call someone for decontamination. also, in an attempt to give them basic numeracy skills, they will be given the chance to learn to count up to 51.Debating Chamber: All regular posters of the debating chamber will be forming a socialist political party. Hot girls threads: Posting a new picture in these each day will become compulsory as of now.Hot guys threads: Posting pictures of me each day will become compulsory. Especially ones of me looking cool. Gingers: More gingers will be released onto the board in a bid to integrate them into society. Please be friendly with them as they are people too. Hairist comments like "ginger nut" and "fanta pants" will be punishable under the bigotry act 2005. Also, i would ask you keep them out of direct sunlight as they may burn.Thank you all for reading my message, i know it might not be as funny as you expected but i have been awake for 9.5 hours and i have had no alcohol.Have a wonderful 2007 and please suggest some new policies for the board.TheQueensXI Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneddon 6 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 my hero Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 top class queens great message, i would like to thank you for all the work you put in to rangers media, and to you and your family, merry xmas and have a nice day. (beer1) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lochinver-bear 2 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 excellent danny and eloquence personified the award for wordsmith of the week goes to Q11 (beer1) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 top class queens great message, i would like to thank you for all the work you put in to rangers media, and to you and your family, merry xmas and have a nice day. (beer1) thank you, youre welcome and hope you have a great day too! (beer1) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 excellent danny and eloquence personified the award for wordsmith of the week goes to Q11 (beer1) cheers big man, it wiz no bad wint it? (beer1) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coopermania 1 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 a beauty !! like it ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSta 0 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 perfect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneddon 6 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 do i get a reward as his publicist? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 do i get a reward as his publicist? you get knighted. (king) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneddon 6 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 do i get a reward as his publicist?you get knighted. (king) resultSir Sneddon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff crap in the head 120 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Smoking Ban: RM has always been a smoker's paradise ( ) and as such the smoking ban will be lifted, and no longer restricted to the london based pipe-emporium. However, bubble pipes, coffee and newspapers will be axed and made illegal. This is due to the growing trend in the use of recreational smilies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Smoking Ban: RM has always been a smoker's paradise ( ) and as such the smoking ban will be lifted, and no longer restricted to the london based pipe-emporium. However, bubble pipes, coffee and newspapers will be axed and made illegal. This is due to the growing trend in the use of recreational smilies. i hope dan takes note of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaD CoW 3 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz> <kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaD CoW 3 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz><kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Merry Christmas Danny QXI (smooch) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz><kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Merry Christmas Danny QXI (smooch) (smooch) santa good to you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaD CoW 3 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz><kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Merry Christmas Danny QXI (smooch) (smooch) santa good to you? As always and you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz><kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Merry Christmas Danny QXI (smooch) (smooch) santa good to you? As always and you? emptied his sacks under my tree!took me ages to clean up when i had done this morning! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaD CoW 3 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz><kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Merry Christmas Danny QXI (smooch) (smooch) santa good to you? As always and you? emptied his sacks under my tree!took me ages to clean up when i had done this morning! :o Dirty Santa I wish I had someone to empty there sacks, oooohhh too much drink Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz><kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Merry Christmas Danny QXI (smooch) (smooch) santa good to you? As always and you? emptied his sacks under my tree!took me ages to clean up when i had done this morning! :o Dirty Santa I wish I had someone to empty there sacks, oooohhh too much drink well im off now to raid family members houses and deprive them of alcohol.be back later folks - drunk, disorderly and after gaining a couple of stones in weight. (beer1) <piss> (beer) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaD CoW 3 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <kizz><kizz> Merry Christmas MC! Merry Christmas Danny QXI (smooch) (smooch) santa good to you? As always and you? emptied his sacks under my tree!took me ages to clean up when i had done this morning! :o Dirty Santa I wish I had someone to empty there sacks, oooohhh too much drink well im off now to raid family members houses and deprive them of alcohol.be back later folks - drunk, disorderly and after gaining a couple of stones in weight. (beer1) <piss> (beer) partay <kizz> (beer) (beer1) (smooch) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs-Burke 0 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 woop woop x Mrs Burke x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff crap in the head 120 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 <sesm> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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