True Azure 1,414 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 So, then I says to Bishop Tartaglia, Phillip, it's your turn tae be the spit roast this week! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trublusince1982 768 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 54 fucking titles. count it peter 54 fucking titles! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WadeWilson 4,670 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Kalee maaa!....KALEE MAAA!(Younger fans might not get this one)Hahahah... Help! No wait.... It is Mola Ram!I was thinking of Kah-eely! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
novosleftboot 6,285 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 But Pete, you don't know where this hand has been.Tried to multi quote and failed. Cant be arsed sorting it. Now there's a member with a half-arsed attitude to posting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieblueblood 159 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 See you squint eyed prick thats 5 fucking spl clubs went to the wall or fuck pete is it only 5 st you've sold this season Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
masonboyne 14 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I asked the Receptionist why everyone has left,she said theres 2 cunts in the lounge. I dont see anybody, I wonder where they are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarvelmarvel 796 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 how old is your granny? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyCropper 574 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 herooo petaaa Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Is it this hand you used on Regans arse peter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getstiffed 8,863 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Now there's a member with a half-arsed attitude to posting!Fingers are sore from all the funny handshakes yesterday Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrybutcher 23 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Wheres that fucking reegan specky!1 bitch just isint enough for me.Now get on that floor and spit shine my shoes clean,need them sparkling for sky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,571 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 but peter,it's my turn to play Keith Harris,I've cut my fingernails and everything Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blooberr 16 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 but peter,it's my turn to play Keith Harris,I've cut my fingernails and everythingHarro im look for the sprit lostin.Mista torber and blazil tell me berry good hee-ah Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 "I don't normally swallow, but for you..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Blue 1,384 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 "So Peter, how about an Asian tour to drum up media contacts? Japan maybe?""Peter you assured me TGFITW would turn out in vast numbers and help the SPL, but you had a stadium only 25% full for Inter Milan!""Peter, this Charles Green isnt scared of us, what the f*ck are we going to do!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 15,990 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Ok doncaster i'll let you be Sooty this week Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevotrueblue 382 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 There's no point phoning him Pete, Stewart cant make it,,his ring piece is still like this after the other night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevotrueblue 382 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Excuse me,,did I let one go? you seem to be squinting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gersricky 4 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 can you guess.go on sniff ma fingers no surrender Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STILLGAME 55 4,128 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 you buy me egg rollI love you long time Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn leghorn 608 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Look,you dickhead chairmen voted them out,not me.I've kept the £900k that was due to them,so fuck off,I don't care,I don't need Sky's dosh like you lot do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the goal machine 7,791 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 So Peter, did you hear about that whole Penn State thing...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 dungcaster " ffs when I order a chinky I usually expect some food ,no a slanty eyed chunt " dungcaster " fuck the pope peter " Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevotrueblue 382 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 "Cant believe when there's Sky offices in Scotland you managed to pull this one Dony,,,TWO expenses paid trip to the Olympics in a week LOL !!""Aye pete,, they will never know ,, what you think I used the Rangers SPL money for ha ha ha " Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron's Rod 7 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Latest pic just in !!!!!Hahaaaaaaaaa got a laugh @ that Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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