Frank Reynolds 3,359 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Salad and baked potatoes Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds_Bear 8,062 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Debian said: ??? walkie talkies to request song Not even mobile phones and, I don't know, text messages. Let's give every cunt a walkie talkie. ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopCat 4,511 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 A sliding roof - as well as ensuring our home games go ahead in adverse weather -Â the massive advertising space on that could generate a few quid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniorsparkie 491 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 On 19/04/2013 at 1:01 PM, Sweetheart said: A Supplies Shop, where travelling fans can stock up on their Scottish favorites square sausage, haggis and the pride etc. Should this not be in the Chinese thread ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham 3,398 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, TopCat said: A sliding roof - as well as ensuring our home games go ahead in adverse weather -Â the massive advertising space on that could generate a few quid. I doubt the roofs current ability to take any extra weight... How many games get postponed per season? A couple at most, if any. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom0411 1,226 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 On 2013-4-19 at 0:18 PM, Brian Fantana said: buy about 50 far eastern prostitutes through the clubs accounts and ship them over here. Start a share issue on them, pimp them out, make some cash money. #BigPimpin Big problem there is some people say all we want to do is fuck the pope  Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD 7,430 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 On 19/04/2013 at 1:01 PM, Sweetheart said: A Supplies Shop, where travelling fans can stock up on their Scottish favorites square sausage, haggis and the pride etc.  Can they not wait until they get home and go to their local supermarket? Stock up on your square sausage Money spinner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC Eagle 4,888 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 7 hours ago, MasterD said:  Can they not wait until they get home and go to their local supermarket? Stock up on your square sausage Money spinner. Not if they've come from England to the game. Can't get square down here, have had to make my own but its not the same. Its like Stornoway Black pudding can't get it here either. Not really a money spinner though. Could expand the megastore to include a deli counter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three stripes 411 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Move away fans to BF1 where there will be one row of segragation freeing up 100s of seats in the corner that can be sold as season tickets  Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
onefootwillie 1,518 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 19/04/2013 at 3:10 PM, Redwhiteandblue said: It has before. No reason why it can't be again. Never understood why we haven't went for the Champions league Final or UEFA cup final before. Its the SFA who puts forward the grounds for European finals . That's why we have not been put forward Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelvd1873 7,044 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 19/04/2013 at 6:56 PM, JamieG54 said: What can we do bar sell merchandise and tickets? I suggested a Rangers branded beer which if tasted decent would sell for fun. What can we do to make more money? - Big bouncy castle outside Ibrox- Charge the kids ÂŁ2 to do the bouncy with broxi for a minute. - Have a paintball zone near Ibrox only blue red and white paint is allowed. Teams of 30 v 30 charge a good few quid. - Charge fans to loan a walkie talkie for the match so they can contact the UB or BO to start a song of their choice. Radio in your favourite song eg Fan in club deck: Barcelona 1972 do you copy. UB Commander: Copy fellow bear lets get this going. -Blue cheese pizza - bit different from normal pies and burgers. - Half time sprint. 40 fans run length of the pitch. Fans can bet on the winner. Good cash for the club Online raffle for penalties against the sub goalie at half time. If you charge ÂŁ5 per ticket x an average of 5000 ticket per home game that's ÂŁ25000 for 15 minutes work!! Or do 1st prize penalties 2nd have a kick about with the subs and 3rd prize crossbar challenge from the 18 yard box?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougie_B 12 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 4/19/2013 at 11:59 AM, OLE SUPER WILBERT said: Tie you up outside Ibrox and charge a tenner to punch you in the head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougie_B 12 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 4/19/2013 at 1:39 PM, EatDolphins said: Could Ibrox be used as a concert venue during the off season? Been done before...Simple Minds played in 86 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre 1,663 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Anyone suggested allowing cars in to sit round the edge of the pitch yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helicopter Sundae 5,915 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 I miss Jamie. His thread on Loch Lomond is still one of the funniest things I have ever read on here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Avenger 22,567 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 21 minutes ago, Dougie_B said: Been done before...Simple Minds played in 86 We had a real fucking rhabid taig performing on the hallowed turf?! Hope we didn't pay the cunt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougie_B 12 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Blue Avenger said: We had a real fucking rhabid taig performing on the hallowed turf?! Hope we didn't pay the cunt. More than one in Simple Minds. That's akin to Wet Wet Wet playing at Cellik Park. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dangerously 7,562 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Blue Avenger said: We had a real fucking rhabid taig performing on the hallowed turf?! Hope we didn't pay the cunt. Rod Stewart tae supported by of all people Gary Glitter Those two were good friends apparently. More than welcome to each other. Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARK92GERS 804 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Use ibrox as a gig sort of venue ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbroxBurnzy 484 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Whatever happened to Jamie and his mental threads? Everyone had a mix of madness and genius! ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlueSky 259 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, IbroxBurnzy said: Whatever happened to Jamie and his mental threads? Everyone had a mix of madness and genius! ? http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/topic/259938-ways-to-brighten-up-ibrox-car/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueboyG 5,137 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Recycle the pish from the bogs through the sprinkler system onto the pitch at half time, it would blend in wi the pish already on the pitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helicopter Sundae 5,915 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 47 minutes ago, IbroxBurnzy said: Whatever happened to Jamie and his mental threads? Everyone had a mix of madness and genius! ? Pretty sure he got banned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,771 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Who bumped this fucking shite? Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCutch 4,340 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 The cunt never did spill the beans on his "foolproof betting system" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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