The Widow's Son 399 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Recall fans chanting "Campbell Forsyth, we wish you were Ritchie" at a Scotland game to the tune of "Campbelltown Loch, I wish you were whisky". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartypants 4,432 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Not a chant but loved this.http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=58656 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Andy Walkers wife's a who're followed by Fuck bobby sands he's deid Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Still 'there's only two Andy Goram's' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 18,936 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 It's not particularly funny on paper but I remember on Beattie's debut against Killie, he got the ball in the box and managed to touch it with his knee, shin and toe before it rolled out of play, to groans all round. A lad behind me in the Copland paused for a moment and then started singing "King Beattie's on the ball" by himself. The comic timing was brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Man U fans singing about channel 5 being wonderful and full of tits,fanny and united the year they were in the europa league/uefa cup.. To the tune of saints go marching in. Still cunts though Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4evablue 110 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Very young when I heard this one at a Celtic v Rangers match. Manky mob had a banner saying King Kenny Superstar. Chant went up "Kenny Dalglish, Superstar, walks like a women and he wears a bra" to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR 1,480 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The "Blame it on Traore" (to the tune of "blame it on the boogie") song sung by Liverpool after he scored a ridiculous own goal by trying to back heel a ball away from the line and it somehow came off him about 3 times before rolling over the line ~ "he just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet!" Iirc that knocked them out a cup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMorrison1872 320 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Man Utd fans singing to Yaya Toure "Your dad washes elephants" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Man Utd fans singing to Yaya Toure "Your dad washes elephants"Wasn't that Arsenal fans to Adebyor? Or did United fans steal it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arfuf Phuxache 190 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Nakamura ate my dog is up there for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
devref 201 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Very young when I heard this one at a Celtic v Rangers match. Manky mob had a banner saying King Kenny Superstar. Chant went up "Kenny Dalglish, Superstar, walks like a women and he wears a bra" to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar. remember the original to that it was a Scotland chant to Bobby Moore. Bobby Moore superstar your wearing frilly knickers and your wife's old bra. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillybilly 151 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat yer Labrador, nakamura ! Also, nakamura ate my dog ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmurphy1 43 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The first time I heard the Neil Alexander stays home with his wife song I was howling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMorrison1872 320 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Wasn't that Arsenal fans to Adebyor? Or did United fans steal it?Wasn't aware of Arsenal fans signing it. First I heard it was from Utd mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR09 37 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 A week or two after Delia Smiths embarrassing "Let's be 'avin you !" at Norwich, Chelsea visited and their fans started singing "We've got Abrahmovitch, you've got a drunken bitch!". Brilliantly the Norwich fans came back straight away with "We've got a super cook, you've got a Russian crook !" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMorrison1872 320 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Must admit as much as it hurts.When the scum sang to Darcheville "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" I laughed Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Famine Song Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumnockbear 2,446 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Oh Big Jock Knew,Oh Big Jock Knew,Oh Big Jock Knew,Oh Big Jock Knew....................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig53 326 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 At the Tattiedome, when we won 4-2There's only one Gary GlitterDone McGeady up the shitterMaloney tooAnd Big Jock KnewWalking in a paedo wonderland!Heard it clear as a bell on Sky Sports Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muirheadbear 1,483 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The best song I heard was at the old Sellick Park when they had the worlds biggest urinal namely the jungle.A bird fae ra Sellick end must have got crushed or hurt or something just as the game started. She got walked round the trackside past the Rangers end with a couple of ambulance staff. It became apparent that she wasn't the best looking bird in the world ( no surprise there! ) in fact from where I was standing she was rougher than Tarzan's feet! Any way next thing a group of lads in front of me start to sing - KEEP YOUR TITS IN FOR THE LADS! F......n brilliant! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig53 326 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Loved the Bougherra song too, the La Bamba one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCutch 4,340 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Our Jorge cadette song was tremendous.probably the 2 from opposition fans thst made me chuckle was the St. Mirren fans singing your just a fat Eddie Murphy to Darcheville.Also remember at Brockville the Falkirk fans singing "Theres onky 1 effin Falkirk, 1 effin Falkirk" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights 2,526 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Wasn't aware of Arsenal fans signing it. First I heard it was from Utd mate.It was sang at Adebayor when he was at Arsenal. Cardiff fans maybe? Who knows. Adebayor, AdebayorHis dad washes elephantsAnd his mum is a whore Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig53 326 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Did the Falkirk fans not have a song about their manager, Eddie May, having a huge cock? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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