Creampuff 22,628 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 He was a centre forward. He was, to quote literally anyone who has ever praised him, not only a centre forward but "the last of the old-fashioned centre forwards".This is effectively the same thing as being the last of the neanderthals..Me kick ball, me head ball, me hit defender. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 18,732 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 .Me kick ball, me head ball, me hit defender. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 15,965 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 .Me kick ball, me head ball, me hit defender.Me kick greenteef and fa let me off wiv it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcbear 10,913 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I don't know if he is still around but Mark Lawrenson has to be the worst ever, he got paid for talking shite for a long long time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misteral 2,930 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Carragher, Nevin, Rednapp, Savage, Shearer, Keown, Townsend and the grey haired kunt that used to play for Liverpool are all twats. Gary Neville is the most knowledgeable and most articulate. I tolerate the rest, just about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 70,781 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 See Ronaldo (R9) is blanking him now because Owen made fun of his weight  Owen is a retard man Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobham 1,569 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Can't be arse reading the thread but Derek Johnstone, Pat Nevin and Derek Ferguson are all awful and on a par with Owen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,384 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Special mention for robbie savage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,633 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 "When they don't score they rarely win" Michael Owen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I've started watching BT scores now. The Gillette crew are old farts who think they're bigger than what they are. Kammy and Merson constantly kidding on they can't say players names does my head in Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, The Godfather said: See Ronaldo (R9) is blanking him now because Owen made fun of his weight  Owen is a retard man Owen is a cock but that is pretty childish from Ronaldo. And he is a wee fatty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie1963 2,348 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Sutton is the worst and not just because he is a Celtic sycophant who earns money on the Celtic after dinner ans supporters club circuit. He is on a spectrum somewhere. He highlights something then goes on and on and on and on aboutit. Best pundit by miles is Neil McCann. Havent pseen him for a bit so presume his professionalism, analytical mind and the fact he is articulate doesnt fit anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie1963 2,348 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Paul Merson is an inarticulate halfwit and has at least 2 programmes on Sky - unbelievable. The best commentator was Bill McLaren at rugby. Completely unbiased despite being Scottish and his son in law was playing for Scotland. You would never have known.The complete opposite of todays dimwits. Its so bad I can be an intellectual snob. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryju84 3,170 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Dickie1963 said: Sutton is the worst and not just because he is a Celtic sycophant who earns money on the Celtic after dinner ans supporters club circuit. He is on a spectrum somewhere. He highlights something then goes on and on and on and on aboutit. Best pundit by miles is Neil McCann. Havent pseen him for a bit so presume his professionalism, analytical mind and the fact he is articulate doesnt fit anymore. Sutton is the worst because he is one. Any pundit down south (or commenting on EPL games) who shows clear bias towards one team, and clear hatred of their rivals, would be sacked. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 15,965 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Dickie1963 said: Paul Merson is an inarticulate halfwit and has at least 2 programmes on Sky - unbelievable. The best commentator was Bill McLaren at rugby. Completely unbiased despite being Scottish and his son in law was playing for Scotland. You would never have known.The complete opposite of todays dimwits. Its so bad I can be an intellectual snob. I remember a tribute to the legend that was Bill McLaren,  story goes that a French player (prop) I think from memory was getting his first cap. After the match he apparently called his family. They assumed to find out if they thought he played well, no not all, he wanted to  know what Bill McLaren had said about him. That was the mark of a great commentator. Apparently Bill said something along the lines of, here's so and so winning his first French cap, sporting a face only a mother could love. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_gazza 1,065 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 http://sabotagetimes.com/football/22-stupid-michael-owen-quotes-to-make-liverpool-and-man-utd-fans-laugh  Probably the best one there is "Blackburn have two strikers and they're both playing up front" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae 15,286 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Wooden lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,633 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,633 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 29/01/2014 at 11:29 PM, Thommo said: Pat Nevin. PAT Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranter 136 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Jamie Carragher might be ok if you're a scouser, but should have subtitles for the rest of us. I might be biased but Neil McCann I could listen to all night always talks sense and shows no bias. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 "Although that shot was unstoppable I think the goal keeper should be saving it." Another classic from Owen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhitevanman 1,619 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I've sat and went through the 3 pages of threads and I do agree with a lot of them but cannot believe no1 has said Ian wright as he's 1 prick who hasn't a clue what he's on about and should never ever be on the tv talking about the game. Hate him Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 15 minutes ago, bluewhitevanman said: I've sat and went through the 3 pages of threads and I do agree with a lot of them but cannot believe no1 has said Ian wright as he's 1 prick who hasn't a clue what he's on about and should never ever be on the tv talking about the game. Hate him Quite agree, he's a fuckwit Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deco19761 1,006 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Chris. 'Rangers are cheating Bastard along with dunfermline " Sutton Gary " I know.fuck all about football" neville Ian "  used to be a cracking striker.but now i am a total fanny " wright Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bomber 177 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 super ally due a gig!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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